“Dear Santy Claws, I baked you some cookies but silly hooman eated them all. Was good Nip in cookies. Then hooman put smelly Nog in big glass of milk I leave with cookies and drinked it all up. Now he snoring under Christmas tree. Please put him in doggy house and bring me some more Nip ‘cuz he eated all mine. But no Nog. Is bad for kittehs and makes hoomans do stoopid things. Nip makes happy so please bring lots and lots for all good Fluffs and Hoomans too. Then everybody happy. Except doggy. Nip makes doggy sneeze too much. Please bring doggy a nice big bone instead. Doggy good boi even if chew on stoopid Elf. Love and Merry Christmas from, Mittens” *** Production Notes: Rendered in Stable Diffusion NMKD Gui 1.7 and postworked in Photoshop CS2. No names, living or dead, famous or otherwise, were invoked by way of AI prompt. If not your cuppa, please feel free to ignore without being rude. Rude is naughty and Santa Claus is watching you. Don't want coal in your stocking come Christmas morning, so no rude, 'k? Thanks. Peace, Love & Happy Holidays -- no matter what you celebrate! ***