GM Dragovinian: OK, when we last left off, you had all just returned from a gruelling team meeting with the Big Boss. After a stern dressing-down you have returned to your desks to plan your next move. Snerg'l, your character, Brian, had left the group and made your way to the cooler of water in order to fill your disposable container with that liquid which humans must drink. However, just as you had finished you heard approaching footsteps and then a heavy tap on your shoulder. How would you like to proceed? Snerg'l: I turn around, trying not to spill my precious water. GM Dragovinian: Just as you had feared, there before you stands the one who is known as "Becky from Accounting". Snerg'l: I hate Becky, she is such a female dog! I would like to envoke "Small Talk" upon her. GM Dragovinian: Very well, make your roll. Snerg'l: I roll ...... aaah! A one! GM Dragovinian: A critical failure. Becky is displeased at your feeble and insulting attempts and turns her back to you. You suffer 7 HR points. Snerg'l: Seven points? But I only have 6 left. GM Dragovinian: Oh dear. Well, in that case. You're fired! --- Created for a contest to use the Dragovinian figure