Hello all! I've not done this alone before, but I'm givin it a go. You've doubtless seen my Sassy's new hair, and read her story about it. Well, I'll not let her show me up. While I much prefer our natural lovely white hair color, and find her new red quite... umm... I'm tryin to be diplomatic, and nice here... different. I decided upon a gorgeous golden color. But I refuse to wear the flippin contacts! I like my blue eye color. I read her description of my reaction to her change, It was true, I did find it very funny, But guess what she said to me when she saw my new yellow hair? She said, and I quote, "You look like a frickin recruitment poster for Hitler youth." I didn't get all hurt and uppity over it. I understood the flippin brilliant historical reference, and I laughed just as hard at her joke. She just shook her head at me. Which means I'm a flippin good sport, and she's a sour old flippin grouch. But, that's alright. I still love her despite herself. Thanks for hearin me out. Slan go Foill!