There were three guys on a truck. One was a gentleman of Jewish extraction, one a gentleman of Hindu extraction and one a portly fellow named Donald Thump. The truck broke down & they went to a farmer’s house. The farmer said ‘I can only put two of you inside. One of you has to sleep in the barn’. The fellow of Hindu extraction said ‘I’ll sleep in the barn’. Five minutes later there’s a knock on the door. He told them ‘I can’t sleep in the barn – there’s a cow in there!’. So the fellow of Jewish extraction said ‘I’ll sleep in the barn’. Five minutes later there’s a knock on the door. He said ‘I can’t sleep in the barn – there’s a pig in there!’. Finally Donald Thump agreed to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later there’s a knock on the door. It’s the pig.