BIO"Who is Bobasaur?"

"Sometimes his posts sound like those of some teenage wise guy. But sometimes they sound like some grizzled old veteran of a thousand video and animation productions."

The questions pounded through her brain as she clicked the link.
[Connect: Host www.renderosity.com contacted. Waiting for reply...]

"Who is Bobasaur?"
"He uses the word 'ya'll' a lot. Maybe he's from Texas? He seems to at least try to present a balanced perspective when there's some controversy raging through the community. But he also definitely has his own opinions."

She looked at the browser activity display again.
[16% of 48k]

"Who is Bobasaur?"
"He's obviously got a sense of humor, though its kind of twisted. He can laugh at himself. And he must be at least semi-intelligent because he knows enough to use a spell checker most of the time."

She checked the display again.
[43% of 96k]

The "Lusty Lingerie Texture Set" banner ad appeared over the black background, followed quickly by the Renderosity header.
[24% of 32k]

"Maybe he's got a picture. Maybe he's got a bio. Maybe he's got a gallery, or freestuff. Maybe he's even got..."

She knitted her brows.
[24% of 32k]

"Has this darn thing stopped?"

She pounded the table beside her mousepad.
[24% of 32k]

"DARN YOU ACCURSED INTERNET, QUIT BEING SO SLOW!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHO BOBASAUR IS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE. I WANT TO KNOW HIS HOPES, DREAMS AND DESIRES. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE WITH HIS LIFE, WHERE HE COMES FROM, AND WHERE HE'S GOING. I WANT TO FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT HE'S THE HOT YOUNG STUD-MUFFIN HE SOUNDS LIKE ! I WANT. . . "

She stopped screaming as the beginning of a JPEG display appeared in her browser window. She smiled. The answer was on its way.

"Who Is Bobasaur???"

She felt it before she saw the display.
"A crash? Please God, not now!"

This was not, however, a battle that God chose to fight. Alas, once more the programming minions of the Evil Empire had their way.

She ripped her power cord out of the wall, but stopped herself just short of plugging it back in.

"Who is Bobasaur?"

She sighed.

"The heck with him. I'm gonna take my dentures out and just go on to bed."


Bobasaur (a.k.a. Kevin Flach) is a video, DVD, and interactive CD ROM Producer living in the suburbs of Dallas, Texas. He enjoys animation, visual effects, and composing original music. He is survived by his lovely wife and 2 kids who will remain nameless for their own protection. He finally has an Official web site here. QuickTime is required.