So who am I? My name's Lisa... Not really much else to tell really... Hmm? No! I'm not telling you how old I am. Where do I live? I live right here in TUBEville, yeah, under the city. Sure I have a home, but under the city, here amongst the tunnels it's more community like, I've got a portable condo down near King's Cross, it's small, but nice. What's that? Yeah, it's home. You wanna know what I do for a job? Well, I'm a tourist guide for TUBEville. Don't laugh, it's a difficult job, these tourists have no idea how dangerous it can be down here, walk into the wrong tunnel or service duct and somebody'll grab all that expensive touristy gear right from you, leave you for dead in a dark deserted tunnel. That's what I do, keep them out of trouble and show them the history and culture of this place. Well sure I have a gun, a stungun mind you, I dunno who makes it, it's just a gun. No I've never used it, well that's not true, I used it on a rat to see if it'd work, poor thing. Well it was nice talking to you too, you said this was going on a newsfeed? Which one? TUBElife? Ain't never heard of that one. New is it? Oh sure, yeah I'll plug the company, it's called UnderTours, we're at 2nd level of Oxford Circus, just follow the signs. Nice meeting you too. Goodbye. --- Musings for the picture for my website TUBEville. Various credits, Dalinse's Jo & Ann, Uzilite clothing by Wusumah, RDNA for background, as well as Decotech and Pixelfader's Pixelpipes. Neftis hair, Dark Whisper clothing props from Arizona 2024. 'Lisa Randall' face by me :-)