"DATA,,,Not the RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Geordi this is most disturbing. I have found many fan fiction stories online that indicate a homo-erotic relationship between Capt. James T. Kirk and Ambassador Spock."

dude , i need my mom numbers , she should give my fish eat today or.. another kind like me grow up....

"Make haste, Geordi. I am experiencing a malfunction in my sphincter-servo unit. In 29.83 seconds my pants will be fully inflated, my breeches will be breached, and it won't be anti-matter you'll have to worry about. Quite the opposite, actually."

stick farnang in the airlock and hit 'emerg cycle'

According to this the ovulation cycle for those eggs outside will occur in precisely...eh...you might want to step back a bit.

'Who is this? What do you mean "it's life Jim but not as we know it"?'

"Geordi, it seems your warp field modifications are making our uniforms shrink."

I see Trek people...

I know it is wrong geordy, .....But...the...blue..light, it's...so..compelling...."DATA NOOOOO!!" "And with that,a crack,smash,boom-Bam,a few shouts,screems,and cowardly yelps. So ended the Long, and the brave,and heroic,and the happy,lustful,and...uh...COOL? voyage of the crew of the S.U.D.Enterprize!"......Well that's it!........NO more......"Well,what are you still doing here !? THE JOKE'S FINISHED!"........."HEY QUIT FOLLOWIN' ME! "PI$$ OFF YOU bLOODY pile of excrementally spawned pile of putrescance!" "That's it, you've done it now!" I'm gonnna "And now for somthing completely different." Ding,Ding...."Well hello Sir, Can I help you with somethin'?" "RIGHT! I'd like to return this DEAD parrot!".........."AARRRCCK YOU AGAIN!?" I thought I pounded you enough To learn yer bleedin' lesson!...."Right,you'd be wantin' more 'o th' rough,and tumble then!?......"Then off w'ith ya then I've no bloody time left for..." DEAR SIR'S: I was horribly outraged with the use of violence in your piece, For I've found it bland, and without any Graphic desciptions whatsoever,and cannot find it gratuitous in it's subjet matter whatsoever!_ Sinscerousuchally yours D.R. E.J.R.K. Nitwit. Mc.Shmucko P.S: Please include more nicker-bums in the lot, and I'll boost mine own reveiw "On my new tellevision show," LIVE FROM FOX, IT'S DR.SHMUCkO SHOW!"(R) Applause,applause* Hello folks it's me Dr. Shmucko here, and today we have a very disturbing topic to descuss,: "When good Droids go blue" It is a very rare, and devistating behavior, that compells the subject to be drawn to a certain colour frequency of light rays thereby..."STOP IT STOP!!!" GOD! YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU!?" On,and on you go ! It's getting so you can't even....uh HEY where you goin'? I'm talkin' to you!.......................fin......Oh yeah, love the pic! Wink,Wink ;;)

"Geordi...this is most interesting, it seems that the proximity to the reactor in with you're stand is changing you from a black man to a red woman." with that, Data got a hold of Comdr. Riker and informed him that his dreams have finally come true

Just to avoid any confusion, the contest is OVER by now. But feel free to post more captions anyway!

I read all of these, believe it or not. Some of them are really funny. So who won? I like the Mario Brother's one and my sister likes the pizza joke with the wormy-thingies. Ha! I recognized the characters immediately. I can watch endless reruns of the NEXT GENERATION on cable. I never saw the original series, but I've seen the movies on DVD. That Kirk guy is a bad actor. Picard totally rocks. Great render on the faces, Lisbeth!

Giggling, Data hurried off to find the next victim for his 'pretend there's a call for them, then slip them the Shocker whilst they're distracted' prank.

Data, the 'Mr Tricorder' thing wasn't funny the first 50 times!