The New Car by Djeser
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Description
Dean couldn't afford a BMW, a Lamborghini,
or a Harley, but he was determined. He saved
his pennies, and found a real classic. He spent
days buffing and waxing it, sure this new
acquisition would do the trick and elevate his
image with the women; after all, it IS an import.
Finally he took it out for a spin, and decided to
park in a strategic location where the local
lovelies often walked past. He wore his
ultra-cool black leather jacket, and jeans that
were so new they were still a bit stiff. "This
ought to do it," he thought to himself smugly.
He could picture them, crowding around him and
his new wheels, clamoring for a ride, a date,
a kiss...his imagination ran riot.
One after the other, they crossed the corner.
Dean was patient; he knew not all women had a
good eye for true style. As the day wore on,
he became more and more puzzled. Why weren't
any of them looking? Why were they ignoring him?
He struck several poses he thought made him
look sexy and appealing. Still, no luck.
Even the neighborhood cat was looking at him suspiciously.
He was truly perplexed.
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DAZ Mike, V3, MilCat
Cath Harders textures
Thanks, Uzilite, PWFW, Taschen,
Dark Whisper
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I have NO idea where this image came from,
lol! But I was snickering as I put it
together. Hope it brings you a chuckle
as well.
Thanks for looking!
Comments (21)
Sentinal
Thanks for the first smile of the day.
wabe
:-)) Welcome to the humor divison. Very well done. And very funny.
thomaskrahn
Nice work Djeser. He sure does look suspicious!
Ona
A totally wrong desicion to park a green car in front of a mustard-green house. Dean, try out a red one or a blue one! - Cute picture and story. :)
Irish
My morning chuckle here!! Fabulous work on this and so humourous!! Poses are excellent; the background and fab story to accompany it. Bravo!
Trouble
hahaha cute story and I love the pic!!
Mikeangelo
LOL, great story, though I personaly can't see what's wrong with the car, it looks a very sleek mean green machine to me. :) Excellent composition. Dave
nish
Absolutely, thanks for the first smile of the day.
madasatadpole
i just got home ..and it made me chuckle..it must be my car thats the problem too..:) nice one d
j-art
:-) - smile - yes think it must be the car what makes men interesting - lol - :-( - huh, think now i have to go and buy a big mecedes, maybe then women take notice from me - looooooooooooollllllllll - thanks for that funny one
timefighter
LOL....You are just a render machine. Man you are cranking them out...and they are all excellent!!
artEmotions
Better a small car and a true heart... nice image :)
Panic912
Great idea! The car is to funny! I like it very much! Excellent render and story!
Lyne
LOL!! really great image with a great story!!
zxcvb
Fantastic work dj and very humourous , well done:-)
sacada
LOL. Excellent story... so the size of the car really does matter ;)
L.W. Perkins
It's not the size of the car, it's how you drive it;-) And Dean is trying to pick up Arizona--she's hard to impress! He'll have better luck later, we're rooting for him!
Boica
great work like always.
vjerana
Everyday scene! WOW it is so well done.
Aaron_of_Minneapolis
He he, is that an Isetta? LOL! Cool pic. :-)
FrenchKiss
Awww poor Dean. Lets hope one of te=hese days he finds the woman of his dreams in spite of the carf. Lovely work!