Driver, check my stance and grip. I'm trying to remember.... every single Nicholas tip. Straighten that left elbow..... slightly bend your knees, keep your head behind the ball and look out for those trees. Oh Lord.... what club should I choose? You know I'm lost out in the forest. Save me from those double bogey blues. Well... I started out with three balls, now two of em are lost, got two hundred yards of water, that I got to get across. Did I hear her talkin bout a $40 bet? I got $30 in my pocket, but I won't let her see me sweat! Oh Lord... the next bud's for you, help me win this three wood, save me from those double bogey blues. Well... I'm on the 18th in 7, my knees begin to shake. I'm praying I can one putt, try to save an 8. There's a $40 Nassau, if i sink this, I'm a lock. I'll be sitting in the club house sipping bourbon on the rocks. Oh Lord.... what am I gonna do......help me keep my head down. Save me from those double bogey blues. Oh Lord.... I can't afford to lose. You know I'll be in Church next Sunday, Save me from those double bogey blues!