If the...ahem...glove doesn't fit... by spider1313
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In Shari's "DNA Evidence Prevails" it the decision came down that..."In a landmark court decision today, the judge sentenced Mr. Cuddly the deadbeat dad to weaving baskets and selling them on the sidewalk to pay for his child support. The judge stated to Mr. Cuddly that by no means could he escape from parental duty by misplacing his genitals."
However, the Freak's attorney Johnny Cox has taken this momentous case to the Supreme Court where we see him here eliciting testimony from Willy VonSchlongmeister, one of the world's foremost authorities and leading published figures on amnesia and the accompanying but rare cases of genitalia misplacement. Further witnesses will include experts on the genitalia geometries on the the unimesh figures. The case is being heard by the "Hanging Judge" the Honorable Max Grosputz. Atty Cox has taken on this case on a pro-bono basis due to the, soon to be proven, ill-informed decision passed down by the lower court that has rendered the somewhat clueless Freak virtually penniless.
Judge and witness benches and simple building by moi and a big thanks to SAMS3D for the easel and syspics for the table.
==steve
Comments (18)
B_PEACOCK
Cool story and image .Excellent work
nish
VonSchlongmeister & Grosputz, eh! ROFLMAO ... yeah, our troublesome News Reporter Shari is a lousy reporter. lol ... Excellent++ work Steve! Two Thumbs up!
coa
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! You are baaaaaaaaaad, my friend! She is really going to get you for this! Great textures and details and concept!!
grunthor
ROFLMAO! I love it!
rds
Looks like a hard decision nicely done. :O)
FrenchKiss
Oh my gosh, what a SCREAM!!!!! You are so funny, Steve! And that story will go down as one of the funniest I've ever read here. ROFLMAO! I will join Shari in saying your humor is top notch, your composition fantastic, posing excellent and now I must go cure the spasm I have in my side from all the laughing!
jgmart
LOL this is so wild! Very clever and creative! Excellent.
wabe
Not bad, not bad. I think the one and only punishment is 12 years of marriage to Shari. Then Mr. Cuddly probably dont have to think about missing body parts anymore! Wonderful one Steve. Over the moon with this story. I think i will smile half the night through! Thanks for that!!
Tamela.J.
ROFL.....Excellent!
Djeser
Gawd, ROFLMAO, this is getting sillier and sillier! Steve, your writing just kills me, I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache!! Too funny!!
zxcvb
Fantastic image and writing steve , well done:-)
spider1313
Thanks,everyone..and I am truly honored that I can provide a few giggles and guffaws while honestly having the most fun I've ever had at any group or gallery with this little tete-a-tete that Shari and I have going on here! Over to you, my Georgia belle '-)!...and @ wabe...I wouldn't wish a sentence like that on my worst enemy! LOL! Oooh, boy, will I ever pay for that '-)?!? ==steve
pignifer
Oh my, I need to work on my bladder control!!!!I have not laughed so HARD in a LONG time. Poor Freak, someone needs to find him a nice Freakette. Hey, for those new found money problems....He could always be a spokesman for the Latex Impared Misunderstood Persons (LIMP)....
Irish
ROFLOL!!! Fabulous stuff - both the news report and the image!! Makes Judge Judy look pretty darn dull.
timefighter
Oh my Gosh Steve....you are so funny! And pignifer's comment just added the finishing touch!! LMAO ROFL
sittingblue
lol. ;O ... 0; ... ;O
sacada
LOL. The poor fella. You are going to have to fix this situation. Funny and great render.
kenwas
The writing on your table is a super touch! Great caharacters to fit your tale!