"Guys, what are you doing to me? Larry, that was my cereal. . . ooh, Moe, you gotta learn that my back is not your scratching post. And Curly, you have got to learn to use the box. You've wrecked all but my best 'zines, luckily they're stuffed away in the closet. So listen up you three, I'm heading out early today. I know it's Saturday and I know you don't understand human talk, but I'm gonna be gone for several hours with my friend Ali. I know you all like her, so do I. We're going to do some surfing and then I'll be right home. I want all three of you to try and behave. It's not easy, what with us all be bachelors and all, but I need you guys to try and get along. Okay, this pep talk has helped me, but . . . OUCH! Dang it, Moe, I gotta trim those claws." # # # They're so cute when their little. If only they could stay that way. ^__^