Oooooh, that's gotta hurt '-)! by spider1313

Vue • Humor • posted on Feb 06, 2004

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Well, it's been WAAAAAYYY too long since I've been around and I *could* whine and snivel 'bout all the real-life things that got in the way of fun-time AND the severe case of 3D-burnout that I was suffering from...but, frankly "Who gives a damn?!?" LOL!! Had visions of a 'Dickensian' epic render for my reentry to the Gallery, but this is the best I could put together '-)! Now I'm off to check out two weeks worth of others' postings!! Thanks to DAZ(characters), Lemog(texes), Helmut Schaub(chuck wagon), and L.W.Perkins for her MilCat texture! ==steve==

Comments (24)

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coa

8:42PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

Welcome back, stranger! Great comeback! I hope the dog moves his head out of the way!!! LOL! As suual, execllent job and concept (as well as the details)!

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sacada

8:56PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

Great to see you post again. Was wondering if I could go another week without seeing another fun one from you. LOL, poor dwarf and great render.

ebsmooth

9:17PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

very cool image, the lighting is perfect! all the figures are posed excellently! welcome back steve! outstanding work!!!

L.W. Perkins

9:22PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

there has go to be a better way to get those helmets off!;-) The dog is priceless, what a great face! So good to see that you found some time to play!

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pignifer

9:49PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

Oh man, one guy gets his nose pierced and everybody else has to do it too! This is great, glad to have you back. Real life makes me snivel too, but I don't whine!LOL

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sittingblue

10:48PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

wow! I love the humor and action here. swell work. "V"

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nostradamus2002

11:06PM | Fri, 06 February 2004

Your images always invite me to stay for a while and have a closer look! Excellent work and thank you for sharing!

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vbarreto

2:43AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Upss, this is too much violence to me:-) Welcome back Steve. Excellent job.

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FrenchKiss

2:53AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Hey! Welcome back, stranger! Very glad to see you posting again, Steve! Isn't the old fashioned way to get rid of a headache??? Love the pov and the idea. Composition and detailing are excellent. That dog looking on is fantastic!!! The only thing missing is a bird and branch. LOL! Wonderful job!!!

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Djeser

3:04AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

LOL! Is he a dentist? yikes! Good one, Steve, glad to see you back, love the way the dog is sitting there watching!

Richard T

3:31AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

I am smiling - Excellent idea and implementation.

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kenwas

3:45AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Talk about a head ache! Welcome back! You r work has been missed!

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madasatadpole

4:33AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

hey it should be !!!frankly,(MY DEAR) i don't give a damn...:)its like you a bit..gone with the wind. ..lol..wellcome back steve i find your work and humour very refreshing not to mention very good..this is very painful to look at i now have a splitting headache..super stuff from you my friend ,,this is brilliant...bravo..and my vote

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thomaskrahn

6:55AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

DAMN! I can't stand to watch this! What's he doing? Dealing with the man's teeth?.. with a hammer?!! OUCH! :D

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Irish

7:21AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Cruelty to dwarfs!!! Where's the picket sign? Gorgeous image as always with so much detail and a lot of chuckling while I study it all! Glad to see you back - I too hope that's a dentist. Bravo!!

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Polax

8:45AM | Sat, 07 February 2004

(Hope this won't be found pedantic but I feel some explanation is needed..) Again you depicted faithfully an ancient dwarfish custom : Helmet tailoring . As everybody should know, dwarfes have a very tough skull... it comes from them being brought up in dark, low-roofed caves and bumping their heads into jutting rocks. It hardens their skulls but also deforms it a lot ... so, as no well-bred, fashion-conscious dwarf, would accept wearing an ill-fitting helmet on the battlefield, he goes to the smith to have it adapted snugly. And the only way to do that perfectly, is to hammer the helmet directly on the skull of the customer! I can only applause with both hands to this fabulous and most excellent illustration !!!

zxcvb

1:14PM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Wow!!! Steve , once again you've made a very funny and well made image , and the poses are fantastic as always , well done:-)

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Peggy_Walters

1:38PM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Ouch! Love the details.

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kjer_99

3:42PM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Your usual wacky, wonderful sense of humor. Just love it!

IQ200

4:46PM | Sat, 07 February 2004

Excellent work!

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niandji

5:07AM | Sun, 08 February 2004

Great work - Dwarven dentistry - it's gotta be - I love it!

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wabe

11:14AM | Sun, 08 February 2004

Hey, i have no idea why i have missed that. Sorry my friend. Brilliant image, so much detail. I would say, forget your burnout and do more of those. We all will be happy. In the late 60s there was a book with the title "Do IT". Remember that and do it!

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spider1313

12:31PM | Sun, 08 February 2004

Thank you all TOO much!! You have all TRULY made my day/weekend/month to date '-)! Just when I thought things couldn't get any more dismal, I woke up to a dead machine yesterday AM so I am now working on my old 600MhZ dinosaur! Haven't used it for so long all I have for Posers is Vicky1! Yiiiikes...this is gonna hurt!! LOL!! Well...as walther said "DO IT" and I guess "DO IT" I will on this pig 'til I get my newer machine fixed or I break down and step in class '-)! Thanks again, ==steve

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