"No! Not good! Not good! What are you doing? You've burnt all the food... the shade... the RUM!" "Yes, the rum is gone." "Why's the rum gone?!" "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable of men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there's the slightest possibility that they won't see it?" "...but why's the rum gone???" --- Yo ho, me hearties, another o' the numerous dubious not-quite-exploits o' Cap'n Jack Sparrow. Constructed with some difficulty in Poser, rendered problematically in Vue, corrected extensively in Photoshop, regarded critically by my fiancee (who says that Jack's head is too small), submitted finally to you, the members of Renderosity, to scorn as you see fit.