Dorkiest Song Ever!!! by potrimpo
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Star Trekkin'
By: The Firm
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
You can find the song at http://www.trekkieguy.com/trekkin.html. Why you want to find it, I'll never know.
Comments (10)
Rich2
You Trekkie weirdo. This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and by Scotty, I like it! First time I have EVER really laughed at a posting here (except for some in the Poser Gallery).
servo
Dr. Demento's syndicated Westwood One radio program of twisted songs (like Weird Al Yankovic's) used to play this one all the time, it's a good one.
pakled
what's scarier is there's an actual band out there called something like 'warp 13', who write Star Trek-themed songs..the real scary part is that they're making money at it..play the conventions and everything..;) great pic..look for a site called 'you can't do that on Star Trek' for more inspiration..I just wish they were still accepting entries..
RevNook
Alright now, I'm a die hard Star Trek fan. And I have to say this is....this is....THIS IS....the funniest D*** thing I ever saw.
ShadowWind
LOL, I'm not a Trekkie, but I love that song. I have it on Dr. Demento's CD. Hilarious image to go along with it. Love the Ooops...
RG19
Image would make a great album cover :) Super work!
potrimpo
If you go to http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sapringer/STARTREKKIN.html, it's a lot, and I mean, A LOT funnier.
GladysClump
LOL very funny, great image to go with the song!
MistDragon
OMG I love this song! :D Now I'm singing it in my head.
Amy_Brigman
rofl I love this song, and now I love this pic too. This really makes a cool combination!