Amazing Stick Boy!!! by loneglyph
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This has got to be one of the worst pictures ever posted at Renderosity. Believe it or not, this was actually rendered in Poser (took a whopping 1 minute to render!) Even more amazing, there was no post work done whatsoever!
My goal is to have this picture be the worst rated image ever! So if you are planning to give it a rating other than "1", don
Comments (418)
JimG
I'm Thinking Book deals, Commercials , possible 30 season Sit - coms , major Movie deals etc.... NOT.....
VeraKoval
In Russia we have name for this. Shit.
Papu
lol verakoval
troezi
I think that's the best piece of computer degenerated art I've ever seen.
EBac2001
Surgeon Generals warning: prolonged exposure to the amazing stickboy may contribute to immense Nausia, bloating, and when we experimented with rats, by positioning their cage infront of the monitor with your picture on it, all rats were found the next day, having hung themselves with their tails...a truly horrific site
soul42
its still better then what i can do.
JavaWiz
Besides Fine Art, do you also do commercial work?
karanta
Great..... ;-)))).... smile but I wont rate this image ;-)
lue
man man, fun to the end, as much work you put in that is what you get, but i seen wores like most of perverds with drowings of the woman because they cheat on there wifes or girls at list you are original man cool and fun...
delik
I find it disgusting that people are allowed to post photos and claim they were rendered in poser!!!
reprince
I like the background; where did you get it?
Predator2k
WOW really realistic texture lol, got your 1 :P
doogy_fish
it may not be the lowest score ever but it certainly is in the running for the most comments ever!! I love that smile!
Blue_Spawn
Wow longlyph, good job...this picture is one of the most commented works in the Gallery...way to go!
traNce108
If sex sells shit rates and youve made the ratings baby! The Blair Witch of Poser your minimalist techniques defy the critics, I just hope you save these comments and whip them out should you ever have a little one who brings home a drawing from school you can discourage any continuation of your talents by reiterating the choicest phrases from above. Nice work...I mean mediocraty does not come into play here which is the true bottom of the scale, this would make it into the museum of bad art for sure. I can't bring myself to rate this a one, so Ill say nothing at all. ;)
tuerda
I have never before seen a 3D stick figure. This is an excelent work of art, but you wanted a 1 and insults . . . I will oblige: This is a total piece of crap. The hair is falling apart and didn't render properly. I hate that evil grin that is trying to mock my every move, thought and word. He looks like the latest piece of brown salami in my drainpipe. The background is unimaginative. The ears are phony, he needs a penis badly. You should have selected nudity several times over. You tried to grab my attention with the disgustingly perturbed thumbnail. In itself, this image is a piece of trash. The texture is fake. The color is uneven and bleeding into the render. The feet sould be more appropriately rounded. The pupils are falling out of the eyes. You suck!! I hate your guts and hope you rot in hell for the rest of your life!!! The sensations I get when I see this image are similar to those I got upon stepping into my turtles excrement as I fell backwards from being smashed in the face by a basketball . . . breaking my glasses in half in the process. You should die for this.
futuramik
ok I gave you a 1 but I voted for the top 20 tho LOL I wanna see more!!!!
deestilo
I wanna join this nre forum..............lol and love to keep the ratings as low as possible....lol hehe...
kromekat
Wow, is that really vicky 2?? ;) - I'd slag it off to hell, but in all honesty, there is more creativity, more ability, more realism and observation than a great deal of the artwork in the Poser gallery!! :) - from a picture on my wall point of view, its pure shite, but thats art mate! :) 1 for the humour 1 for the respect 1 for posting it in the Poser gallery!
Kageboshi
LMAO! That's hilarious.
3DGod
it's bad, but i've seen worse, look at the work of myzear, ha
kingkyle
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET MY BABY PICTURES FROM!!! ILL SEE YOU IN COURT!!
Luthor
Ok here's your one, shame it's the least I can do, you ask so nicely... :) I'm afraid there isn't much else I can do for a pathetic little soul like yourself... He kinda looks like my kid brother.. LOL !!
ali_baba
great pic!
DamianTV
Behold! The Power of Cheese!
GONS
UGLY!!!
xrcinstinct
hallejuah!
BiffMasta
I just thought of something... this is better than some of the raunchy pictures of bimbos I see throughout these pages. Good work, a one it is...
RobinOberg
i agree with last post, BiffMasta's that is.
Black
I had HELL wodered what the MOST commeted picture would ever look like! Ad just look at me here.. I am sittig here ddig ANOTHER commet... for the WORST PICTURE (JUST taking your words!) EVER! I have EVER given a OE before... thank you VERY much for giving me the oppertunaty... (Actually I would find 3 more apropriate... actually seven; wait 8 because you have NOT used poser to make typical SEX, TITS ad BOSSUM pics!! THANK you for this GREAT amusment! But I shall give you ONLY a "1"!!!