Amazing Stick Boy!!! by loneglyph
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This has got to be one of the worst pictures ever posted at Renderosity. Believe it or not, this was actually rendered in Poser (took a whopping 1 minute to render!) Even more amazing, there was no post work done whatsoever!
My goal is to have this picture be the worst rated image ever! So if you are planning to give it a rating other than "1", don
Comments (418)
Odious
very clever indeed... choked on my gum when i opened this up... just to make you happy though I would have to say that this render needs some work ;)
munsils
Darbaa ir redzams dzillss deveeseles paardziivojums un emocionaals luuzums, tomeer man nav skaidra darba pamatkoncepcija.
Sickness
this is possibly the best thing i've ever seen
kencole
No WAY this isn't a photograph!
dothrom
it's sad an image like this is allowed to take up hardrive space. and i pitty the person that has nothing to do but make this image to get some attention.
bowen
We stumbled across your image and being new to computer generated art we are so happy to have found an image to base all our future work upon. This is RATSHIT However this image does beg the question:-............. "Should a viewer have to go through intellectual gymnastics in order to understand art" and in your case the artist.
god_machine
wait a second, i know exactly how he did it. He said it was rendered in poser. he took a picture he made in a 3d paint program, set it to the back ground picture, got rid of the figures, got rid of the ground and everything outside of the back ground and rendered it. that simple. ha!
Heli_as
man.. you sure know how to make people to visit this picture
twilight_fire
Wow, sucky. Were you dropped on your head as a child? LOL
MrMiken
Ed Wood of Poser! haha thats rich :)
PixyPainter
Ahem well with you amazing affection for the stick figure boy I have a site for you and I swear it is real http://www.nudestickfigures.com/
tralfaz
You sick little computer nerd. Or is that me? Anyway this is THE most commented at this date. Crappy job, get a life. LOL:)
RockStar
This is the most commented on picture? Sad.
Bobbie25
ok i dont care thats just funny love it hun xoxox bobbie if you make it they will look at it lol
cyberemo
This is a piece o sheet. =)
XR666
very special :)
DanC
When I was but a wee girl, living in the bitter chills and snowy glaciers of Tucson, Arizona, my pa would tell me stories. Stories of leopard print squirrels and toothless chickens that used to roam 'these here parts'. After each story he would tell me how pretty I was and smile. He would hold me tight, then, stand up and drop me, screaming 'I am only but your humble manservant'. I would usually hit my head on the urin stained, plank floorboards and cry and cry. Oh how I loved my pa. That is, until my ma caught him in bed with my crazy Uncle Charlie. The snakes came that year. Many of us suffered the homigotchitus plague . . . Wait a minute. What the hell do you want? Why are you all looking at me? Fine! Your picture sucks, but still any better than I can do. Great work on that note! But you don't get a 10 because the whole Monika Lewinsky thing is over man, get over it. It's just not funny anymore. Maybe you should just kill yourself. I hate you.
viperdude2003
hahaha!! this must be the best picture ever posted on r'osity
mythmaker
What a wonderful way to get yourself noticed! I'm jealous beyond belief!! It shows creativity at its most ingenious. What is the saying, I dont care if they talk about me as long as they are talking about me? Well, its something like that! As for your image by far it isnt the worst Ive seen on Renderosity! Without destroying my credibility, I dare say that it is (God forgive me) cute.
kitana
Wow. How did this thing get 195 comments on it? 196 now....
Marshcorps
I love the fact that you have gotten so many comments for that piece of act. You truely should win a prize of some sort. Your work should be displayed everywhere for everyone to behold this great master piece. I've tried for hours to duplicate this amazing work of art with little success. You are a true genius!
justinashford
ohkay.....
GODspeed
O my god... my eyes jus orgasimed... this is by far...the best image ive ever seen. you are the shit!
orbital
I came back for another look, and looking made my eyes bleed and my head convulse. I would prefer to pour boiling water on my nuts rather than look at this, or to be skinned alive and put in a bath of salt.Hitlers got nothing on you, you twisted fucko, may a thousand baboons wipe their butt on your face after a particularily runny shit. Hope somebody decides to poke red hot pokers in your mouth real soon!!!!!
rende2003
fuck you!
coocoo
ahahahahahha :)) :)) :)) your picture is sooo funny make me laugh for long time non stop , and all the people are sooo funny too :)) lol ...lol
mjholt
You sir, are a indeed a pig. An artist, Ha, I laugh in your general direction. My dog could do a better render in poser. Hell, even I could do better job, at being crappy. I hope you can't sleep at night, thinking about the torment you have unleashed in this honorable medium. I wish that a frozen terd--the size of a dump truck--lands on and crushes your head and thus every ounce of your artistic inadequacies. Naw, I'm just a jealous little troll, who has only two comments on my crap, yet I try.
Synapse
Well I'm laughing my socks off, BUT... I'm afraid it actually ISN'T the worst image I've seen here, by a long shot. Believe it or not, I've seen stuff here that make this look like art ;-)
EvoShandor
Question: What do you call a cow with three legs? Answer: Lean Beef. I like Santa
Sath
this picture has been here for like 3 years you must be proud?? nad i must say it's funny. sorry but i rated (Hmmmmm)