Amazing Stick Boy!!! by loneglyph
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This has got to be one of the worst pictures ever posted at Renderosity. Believe it or not, this was actually rendered in Poser (took a whopping 1 minute to render!) Even more amazing, there was no post work done whatsoever!
My goal is to have this picture be the worst rated image ever! So if you are planning to give it a rating other than "1", don
Comments (418)
Wedge
Worst image ever.
SlizenDize
Gaahhhhhhh!!!! Please make it stop!!! get rid of him!, He's haunting me in my dreams and in my work, wherever I may go! I can't stand him any more I'm going crazy! Youre making me crazy! I hate you and your wicked picture!!! I hate you you've ruin my life! Please remove him for the sake of it! It may not help me but think of the children which havent seen it yet!
baoling
it's killing me.
Theone
lololololol it's the only thing im thinking lololololol
Pyromancer
Hmm... this picture really makes a distinktion. And I emphasize STINK. But I'm voting for it anyway because I'm tired of all the naked chicks with impossibly huge breasts getting all the votes. (I mean, naked chicks are great and all, but come on...) Besides, it inspires me for art in the medium of mustard and/or cheez whiz...
THROCK
This ani't Poser! Can't be there are no boobies!
Cruelty
TOO F*CKING FUNNY..oops sorry about the caps..i do believe id rather look at this then some of the other stuff people consider art..and what does it say that this is one of the most commented images on here..if everyone is so sick of the same old thing..then why not do something about it
_Ketamine_
well, i have been a member here for a very long time and during that period of time this image has been number one (outside of Doctor Legume's Pink Pony) and I hate to see a shitty image like this be thrown to number 2 just because someone wanted to do a good job on their picture. I will not stand by and watch that happen. With that being said, i give you a shit ranking, And a shitty comment for your shitty piece. Your like the Retarded verion of picasso. I hope you rot in hell for subjecting anyone to this type of torture. May your pubic Hairs grow inward and you die of a vaneral disease. (Special K) P.S. Damn good work man.
gobleteer
HAHAHA! I gave it an Excellent
xyro
I just read every single comment this is an amazingly interesting work of art
boswab86
this is like the screeching of nails on a chalk board, but to the eyes.
Scraggy_dogg
I love the hair man, been trying to get mine like that all morning!
BloodGriff
I like pie.
causticgit
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one goes on the faves list! I can happily tell you that I found it on the 2nd page of Most Viewed, cuddled up between all the pics of nekkid women with horrendously oversized tits. AWESOME image, dude. And a FANTASTIC sense of humor.
Ignorence
NICE one man! And i seriously mean it! Marvelous job at constructing a dandelion stick-man. You rule man
avalonfaayre
Gotta say, I changed my comments three times because I can't decide what to say! At first I was a little miffed at the mis-direction, but after I read the comments, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. For that much, you deserve a high ranking. I haven't laughed so much in years!
natacha
Very good Idea I think you love comments hehehe
Frankypouh
May be for an alien is the masterpiece of all!
Andrew_C
A masterwork. And as somone too far up to scroll back to check said 'It is still better than anytnig I can do.' Notnimh can be don to improve this Mona Lisa of computer generated art. Remember, people mocked the Impressionists at first.
sonic2
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gillyhoo
You're funny. Maybe you should put away the graphics programs, get on a word processor, and write for Letterman.
livin_4_jesus
I really could not improve on this image. I notice right off that the secondary focal point, if you plot out the lines and proportions of this image, rests exactly on the eye (the big roundish one with the dot). Your masterful use of rim lighting to pick out the geometric details leaves me breathless. Your understanding of line, form, shading, color balance, and human pathos are really to be envied. On a technical level, I do not think that 1 in 1000 CG artists would even DARE to dive into this kind of organic yet precise masterpiece (possibly late at night?). You really should consider posting a tutorial. You should email me, we could collaborate artistically. I have lots of ideas, you know. There is scholarship money out there for you, you know. I am just sure of it.
kellendor
if you animate this, then PIXAR is in trouble deep. Fantastic! LOL
Mollock_20
lol, man I love youre Bravery with this hehehehehehe
rdeadams
uh.....ya.......sure..ok then
timeless
I've seen worse
papabahr
I am in hysterics - you posted this two years ago and are still getting comments and ratings on this. And I work hard on writing, and I get few views and far fewer comments. Maybe if I write one of those "It was a dark and stormy night stories, I'll get noticed . . . "
anthraxwen
well.. thanks for coming out!
billsoper
You have achieved your original aim. Congratulations. Bill Soper.
permag
This piece is one of the most thought provoking, spirit touching, soul wrenching works of "art" I have ever seen. Thank you for giving me reasons to genuflect each night, that there is such talent on Earth. I could never compare to you. In more ways than one.