The Pop Diva by frogdot

Bryce • (none) • posted on Jul 20, 2004

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Description

You say you want to be a pop diva? You like the idea of being talked about, good, or bad, on all those entertainment shows? Well, anyone can! Talent? You don't need no stinkin' talent! With enough electronic voice filtering and 35 hot background dancers, anyone can zoom to the top of the charts. What you really need is a good publicist. Someone that will come up with ways to keep you in the headlines. Whatever you may lack in dance and singing skill, you can always make up for it by shoplifting, having a drug habit, or getting married in order to get divorced. These methods will guarantee that people will talk about you and admire you.

Comments (11)

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jagill

2:59PM | Tue, 20 July 2004

You got that right! That's why everyone knows who Britney Spears is, but mention Jeff Buckley and people say, "Who?" The big record labels are pushing crap and then try to blame marketshare drops on file sharing.

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