Does size really matter? by cagewench
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WARNING!
The following poem is humourous but it frankly discusses adult situations so please do NOT read if you are under the age of 18!
Thank you!
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Does size matter?
Throughout the ages
all the men have wanted to know
does size really matter?
Yes or No
From discussion and experience
I think I know of what I speak
so I shall write this reply
with tongue firmly in cheek
They may be long or short
thin or stout
so long as they can't be turned
inside-out
They can be cut or uncut
they may be pierced
or tattooed
Remember, the truth can't be hidden
once you're there
in the nude
Here's another thought
just between you and me
keep your parts clean
and odour-free!
Oh! And I mustn't forget
I've got one more tip
it has less to do with size
and more to do with fit
So here's the answer
for all the men on earth
"Does size matter?" NO!
what matters is girth!
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This was inspired by an image I saw and from an IM from someone I felt lacks a sense of humour.
Hope you get a giggle out of this :)
P.S. I don't think I can come up with a suitable image for this, so any suggestions, please email me (no nudity though!!!) so I can remove the lame one I put there...
Comments (37)
elizabyte
LOL! Now, what's that silly old line? Oh, yeah... 'It's funny because it's true!' :-P
shemia
What an absolute gem!Made me laugh as soon as I started reading it. LOL... ;o). Is an aussie with a rather warped sense of humour and I just love this. Maybe you should have a pic of a diamond fitting a ring.... or to add to IndigoSplash's idea.."A guy holding a tape measure and saying "I have six inches but I don't use it as a rule"....
cagewench
ROTFLMAO!!!! shemia, that quote is lovely!!!
Ona
A wise poem! But I am not sure if guys under 18 sould not read it... some vices grind in quite early and cannot be shed without a hard discipline. Anyway, I am thinking about printing, framing and pinning it at my bedroom door.
cagewench
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
dougocd
LOL cute and funny. I think "fit" is the key word.
cagewench
it's a key part of the action, that's for sure ;)