Ain't looking for no handsome man Not debonair or cool Ain't looking for no scholarly man That passed beyond highschool The one that's just right for me Is an over 6 foot Wookie Yes, I want a Wookie To keep me oh so warm They may look very scary But they cause nobody harm He'd listen to all I'd have to say He couldn't reply anyway He'd just growl or grunt or sigh And never ask me questions why Yes, I want a Wookie Hairy from head to toe So interesting to passer-bys Take him everywhere I go He'd be handy at a grocery store To get me things I can't reach for And helpful with the shopping cart When I can't get them apart Yes, I want a Wookie A huge Teddy just for sleep And if I get bored at night I can always brush his feet (drawing in small picture frame is Diddl (my alter ego) and cartoon mouse by a German cartoonist named Goletz)