J.A.G. by luckyred

Poser • Portraits • posted on Feb 07, 2005

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Hi Everybody! Just thought I'd drop in for a minute. This is one of the reasons I've been so busy. This is J.A.G. and he's coming out some time this week. I decided to try and do a portrait of him and it went great, it only took me about 5 minutes of postwork after the render. He almost makes me look like a real artist... lololol! Just For FUN Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!" Broken furniture -- $85.26 Hot Breakfast -- $4.20 Red Rose bud -- $3.00 Two Aspirins -- $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time -- Priceless.

Comments (21)

LFNForever

10:34PM | Mon, 07 February 2005

Super gorgeous! :)

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angells

10:45PM | Mon, 07 February 2005

Very beautiful, excellent cbaracter, and portrait.

templargfx

10:48PM | Mon, 07 February 2005

OMG, I love that story, that is simply brilliant! and so is your portrait! brilliant work

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prog

10:59PM | Mon, 07 February 2005

Hey-your character really looks fanatastic! You did a wonderful job-the texture is very detailed!!! I'll have to figure out what J.A.G. stands for!!! LOL!! EXCELLENT work!!

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SophiaDeer

11:44PM | Mon, 07 February 2005

Excellent!! He is a handsome guy indeed!

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mari_e17

12:04AM | Tue, 08 February 2005

Gorgeous portrait!!!! Bravo!!

dayna2

12:24AM | Tue, 08 February 2005

He looks great been missing you posting!!! Excellent character work!

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ramhernan

1:51AM | Tue, 08 February 2005

Glad to see your work again, my friend! and your remarks too! LOL so true!!!! i keep in mind this one! :) what a masterful portrait you bring us this time! amazing textures and setting! awesome lights as well! Wxcellent piece! Congrats!

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