News Headline, Easter 1980 Thousands of children awoke this Easter morning and sobbed into thier bibs. Was it the blackpudding? No. The very heart of Easter, ranking in importance comparable to chocolate buddy heads and green easter grass, (you can never seem to wholly rid yourself of)..yes the tradition that Makes Easter (for children) has been attacked. These thousands of children across America were bemoaning the loss of thier beloved Easter Eggs. After an indepth search, involving the Junior FBI, the culprit was found to be noneother than young Annastacia Simon. In a futile attempt at wooing her captors with her sweet disposition, her guilt was obvious..She learned a fair lesson that morning. Likely it was that toddler jumpers are fine for romping, but not so fine for hiding millions of Easter eggs. Or in this case..a few. Annastacia was arrested and given a complete psychological examination, whereupon it was realised that she is quite..quite mad indeed. She was commited to Nursury Asylum and these days can be found rocking on a stool mumbling about eggshells and weeping if you even mention Egg Dye. photograph - Anna, Easter 1980. Unknown residence. Photographer - likely a parental unit. photomanipulation by Anna ,2005. (cropped, black and white, script)