*Warning... this could get nasty* *LMAO* HAHAHAHAHAHA ! I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA DO IT!!! *LOL* Yes, everyone today is Bobbie25's 29th birthday! (and she made the mistake of TELLING me *LOL*) So in honour of the ocassion, I put together a little collection of "funnies" for her.. So Bobbie.... When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking jackass who made you sad. When you are blue ... I'll TRY to dislodge whatevers choking you. When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid. *LOL* When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick ... Stay away from me until your well again, I don't want whatever you have. When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath ... I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!! **** As one *old fogey* to another *LOL* : Always Remember the aging woman's prayer: Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away!! and one final chuckle... One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." *LMAO* Happy birthday Bobbie - WHO LOVES YA, GIRL?!?!?!?! (for future reference hun, NEVER tell me not to do something - especially when it comes to birthdays *LOL* but hey ... at least i used your favorite colours!! *LOL*) *ROFL* (runs and hides) Credits: v3 by daz boots & jacket by daz (retextured by me in p5 mat room) expressions, morphs and textures by me shayonea hair by swam (retextured by me) the rest is postwork