Apo202 as always, sig in Irfanview. +++ -Mommy, can I take some cookies and eggs and milk and butter and bread and ham and cheese and chocolate and cigarettes to Granny, because she is sick and can't get them herself? -But of course darling, how sweet of you to think of her! Here, take this basket, I've put everything Granny needs in there. But before you go, I've got one thing to say: --- -Yes Mommy, I know, I must stay on the road and not go wandering in the forest, ever! -That's right honeypie, look how clever and thoughtful you've become! You're such a big girl already! Now, hurry already so you'll get back before it's dark! Bye bye darling! -Bye Mom, and don't worry, I'll be careful! **** -Oh, what wonderful flowers! Granny would for sure be so happy if I brought her some of those! Maybe I'll just quickly pluck a few and get back on the road right away... -Oooh, hello there! What is your name, sweetie? -Oh...why, I didn't see you at all! Please don't sneak up on people like that! Uhm...my name is -- **** As her words were still on their way out, the big bad wolf suddenly leapt at her and [censored] her [censored] [censored] with his razor sharp teeth, plunging into a killing frenzy, [censored] the [censored] [censored] and feasting on her [censored] [censored] while [censored] [censored] with his deadly claws! Needless to say, her soul soon departed from her mercilessly [censored] and [censored], [censored] body. **** -*knock knock* -Who's there? Is it you, sweetie? Come on in, my little angel! -Hello Granny, I came to take you home. -Home? But I am home darl.. --- At the moment her eyes met those of the visitor, her heart changed its beat from 120bps to about .0001bps., then quitted altogether. This disallowed her blood flow from operating properly, causing her bodily system to fail permanently in a matter of a few seconds. Together they ascended to the everlasting heavenly pastures, leaving their empty, badly [censored] [censored], horribly [censored] and [censored] earthen shells behind. The End. *** Thanks for visiting! Hope this pile of cheese won't make you leave forever! :D