I started around 12/2002 when my brother give me microsoft 2001!picture it that is where i learn. I like to help others in art showing them there a better way of doing things. Not just past a image thougth a filter and post it.But take the image a add to it// cut// bend the colors and make real art.Use layes and lays of images. each showing what is under it. blowing your mind as you make it hopeing others will look at it and say that far out man BIOborn on Sept 23, 1951 in lake charles,la. just haveing fun dont like doing the same things over and over. It like eating you eat diff things all the time.
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Comments (30)
jocko500
I forgot to put the front door in red the windows are all painted
CraigInOmaha
Photography and CAREERS! Love it! Thanks for a really fun image. I used to be a teacher, and 4 of us spent summers painting houses. They would love this. As if this crappy color weren't bad enough.... and look at the cleverly propped up A/C unit! Never throw away a rusty old tire rim. You never know when one might come in handy. And it's always a good idea to keep your trash barrels handy, like right by the front door. No sense putting them in the back. That would be a long ways to haul them to the street come trash day. YessireeBob!
redbeard
Looks like my handiwork! What did they do, spray it without masking off the windows? Hard to believe but maybe the owner is planning to replace all the windows and doesn't care at this point. Or maybe he, or she, got sick of looking at whatever is outside. Anyway, once again you show your great observational skills and eye for details!
RodolfoCiminelli
A very creative and interesting proposal for the owner of the house!!!!
wildfire2003
Sure looks like spray gun work to me. Pity the person who has to clean up the mistakes, it will take more then a little bit of time. Too bad too because it is an adorable little place. Love the shot!!****
ebsmooth
damn...dude has problems if he can't get something like painting a house right...lol!!! excellent captures, very amusing!!! i feel smarter already!!!
Tedz
ooooh dearie Me...if You saw My House Jocko...it is over 100 Years Old...You would have more Red Circles than here...yep...it is a Profession...and there are many Cowboy Painters :]
diomedes66
Well, I guess it's not too bad if he was using a case or two of spray cans and had no masking tape :-) - Great picture of a lousy painted house! Well done!
Rendered2Blue
Nice color though, LOL. . . I think I know the guys that did this~ straight out of on the job training with a Jersey State contractor for housing in Cape May. Ooops! Am I bad?! Great Catch!
monoceroo
Oh Jeez! Now you've done it ... i suppose I'd better make an honest appraisal of the condition of my house's paint. I don't think it looks as bad as this, though. Thanks for posting this my friend. Now where did I put those paint buckets? BTW excellent editorial and images!
Sekadhar
Original...excellent done!*****!
maud
A very interesting photo ORIGINAL Great shot :)
awadissk
Nice shot very well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cynlee
maybe they used a power spray or a blindfold! lol... i'll call on you jocko for my next big paint job! :]
MeredithWilson
Dear Jock, this is a really fun - only because I don't own the house - didn't paint the house - and don't have to fix the problems! It's hard to believe some of the things that people do. I thing the color alone is a big enough disaster! I was about to type "excellent work" but instead let me say "excellent photograph and commentary!" ;-) Love, Meredith
kimariehere
LOL I AM LAUGHING can you imagine if that house was next door?? LOL AUGHHH PULLS OUT HAIR!! .. i hate this bright color e-ghad..!! my friend connie got new niegbors they painted thier house this bright carrot orange and clown pink and she hated it ..to top it off they were mean-shh when they were on vacation we stuck a toliet on thier lawn filled it up with gerainiums like it was a lawn orniment and left a not PLEASE REPAINT THIS EYE SORE! LOL they never found out it was us!
CarolSassy
OMG!!!!!!!!! lol q-: Thank goodness they aren't our neighbors! Guess they were trying to save money on buying blinds. Blinds are #@(*$#( expensive! Nice show Jock! V (:
tallpindo
He has a long way to go with razor blades to make up for not masking and the only way to clear the roof will be if it was water based or a new roof is put on.
nhirschberger
Fantastic concept and captures ! Wonderful presentation ! Excellent work !!! V
Star4mation
Awesome paint job eh? just spray it on and hope for the best!! Great capture Jock.
soulofharmony
Crikey charlie !!! as we say in the uk.. what an awful mess..cant believe what lm seeing.. at least it isnt bright pink hahaha or some awful colour.. but gosh see what you mean..:)... hugss
Druidstorm
Nightmare of a colour scheme here indeed...Wicked photo Jock!!!...:)
Richardphotos
I see people doing this sort of thing alot. at least they missed the ac and the trash cans and the dog. I cover the windows up instead of all the scraping, using paint remover on the bricks. some people does not know what a shield is or do not care. where I live I can paint my type of house in one day and have time for incidentals. my neighbor(Mexican) hired a Mexican painter and they took 8 days(2 guys) and part of the time they was painting in the rain!! they charged him $1250.00 and I charge about half that and make money
mari_e17
Very interting shots!!!! Super Excellent capture!!! Bravo!! :D
escafeld
That's what I am having around my house, red rings. I knew there was something missing in my life although I have got red rings around my eyes. I don't think this guy sprayed his house, he dipped it. Let's have more of this, the DIY jerks gallery :) Superb!!!
SophiaDeer
Outstanding! It says much about the work ethic of today!
sossy
what a cool find! think they didn't want to clean the windows anymore! LOL must be very dark inside! ;o)))
soffy
Cool and very original...excellent workV
rodomolo
Excellent idea and great presentation .; ::))))
efry_e
hahahaha. oh my god.!!!! I'm a woman and I paint better than that!! (btw, woman do a neat job in painting) hehehe. HA!