2005 Tour De Farce by frogdot

Bryce • (none) • posted on Jun 30, 2005

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2005 is Woody's year. We here at Frogdot Industries are proud to sponsor the Woody Team in this years running of the Tour De France. This has been a year of scientific breakthroughs for Woody. As it turns out, tree growth hormone is not on the list of substances banned by the International Cycling Union and is completely legal. Woody has bulked up and with his new aerodynamic bike, he should win each daily stage, if he doesn't oversleep. The bike has only two gears. Big- for mountain stages and Bigger- for the flatland and time trials. During testing, Woody attained an average speed of 31kph up Alpe d'Huez. *** In good sportsmanship, we wish Lance Armstrong and Team Discovery all the best. Six wins in a row was truly great, but this year, it's Woody all the way, guaranteed. metaballs. Amapi bike

Comments (8)

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tutri

2:26AM | Thu, 30 June 2005

Heheh :D Poor Lance, beaten by a block of cycling wood...brilliant concept and presentation!!

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traeumerle62

4:53AM | Thu, 30 June 2005

cool.... my best wishes for woody :-)

Jaymonjay

8:05AM | Thu, 30 June 2005

Too funny! :)

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zescanner

12:52PM | Thu, 30 June 2005

Now that's what you call a HARD BODY!

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Dinhi

4:36PM | Thu, 30 June 2005

Oh man Dave..the hat, the thighs the calves...wow the laughter. Love your talented wit. I am a grown adult, and I want to see Woody take it all from Lance. (=

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