Moonlight Rehearsal by luckyred

Poser • Fantasy • posted on Jul 04, 2005

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HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, " explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."

Comments (17)

vebhe

7:03AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Poor Husband :( Guess it goes to show you have to be careful what you get into when you marry :P

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prog

7:07AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

One of my favorite jokes, but I heard it with the genders reversed!! LOL!! Very cool image!! I love the pose you did!!! EXCELLENT!!!

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Azr1el

7:11AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Cool image and it's the appropriate illustration for your story, which is actually very funny in a dark way :))

noonespecial

7:22AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

LOL!! Fantastic image to go with the story hun!! Awesome pose and I love this!! Excellent!! hugglz :)

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jjean21

8:34AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

I've heard that one before and LMAO. Very cute and imaginative render.

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Dinoraul

10:14AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Very nice setup and render!

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brycek

11:29AM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Wonderful image, and I love this story. Your stories always make my day..Excellent!!

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thefixer

12:04PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Really cool Susan, pardon the pun!!!

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tesla

12:17PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Fantastic scene!!!Nice job with the snow!!!Funny joke!!!

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awadissk

1:23PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Excellent image very well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dayna2

2:08PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

LOL I love the joke but the render is fantastic awsome creative artwork!!! Excellent indeeed! (((Hugs)))

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justinwilliams

2:39PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Excellent as ever. My Wife and I had our 6th anniversary on Sunday. To my knowledge she doesn't own a gun...

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SophiaDeer

9:54PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Excellent! The footprints are superb!

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anitalee

11:31PM | Mon, 04 July 2005

Great job

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romanceworks

8:43AM | Tue, 05 July 2005

HA! Great husband joke. It has been my experience you have to tell a man something three times before he actally hears you. But you probably only have to shoot him once to get his attention.:o) And wickedly cool render. Very Tim Burton. :o) CC

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