Thought I'd share some of my favorite sayings...
My door says "Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed."
I had a friend once but he chewed through the rope and ran away.
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense.
I try to take it one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If I could ever figure out what's going on around here I'll bet it would make me mad.
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. (I made that one up but most people just look at me and say "What?") :0
Cute but psycho. Things even out. (Happy Bunny)
I miss you but I haven't met you yet. (from a song by Bjork)
There's no such thing as too much caffeine. (dedicated to Liz) ;)
Hope one made you laugh or at least smile!
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