A Difficult Player

You wake up inside of a maze of thorns. The walls stretch high above your head, at least fifteen feet high. The way behind you is sealed. Two paths stretch to either side of you. Do you take the right path, which quickly bends around another corner? Or do you take the left path, a sloping path that is slightly obscured by shadow? [Left/Right] 

FORWARD_

Invalid option. You must choose a direction.

BACK_

You can't go back. You can only go left or right.

UP_

That is an invalid option. You can only go le-

CLIMB_

Climbing is not an option; the hedges are made up of sharp, poisonous thorns. You must go either left or-

JUMP OVER_

The walls are over fifteen feet high! You can’t just jump over-

JUMP HIGHER_

That doesn’t work.

JUMP HIGHER_

Even if you jump higher, you can’t clear fifteen feet! You have to-

JUMP HIGHER_

Listen! Left or right! Those are your only two-

JUMPHIGHERJUMPHIGHERJUMPHIGHERJUMPHIGHER_

Fine! You jump higher and higher. In fact, you keep jumping until you pass out from exhaustion. You are so exhausted, you fail to wake up and die of starvation.

Game Over.

…

Would you like to start a new game? [Y/N]

Y_

You wake up inside of a maze of thorns. The walls stretch high above your head, at least fifteen feet high. The way behind you is sealed. Two paths stretch to either side of you. Do you-

JUMP HIGHER_

…

I hate you.

Session is forcefully terminated.

Word Count: 252 

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Hours Spent: 3
Software Used: GIMP