It's a shell bra to go with the beeekeeeneee. Marque

Now isn't that.... handy

Yes but wait!! there's more!! Is not only a shell bra, it's a morphing shell bra. It will fit V in all her various shapes and forms. Not to mention, It slices and dices and will even steam clean your finest suit and gentle wash your gentle washables!! Hurry hurry hurry!!!!! Step right up if you buy two Now!. . .Oh wait. . . This is a freebie isn't it. . . Oh, Never mind.

Good God! I had no idea shells could get that Big!

Oh my GOd....LOL....ha ha ha ah ah ......Tonymouse your killing me....ha ha ha...Sharen

Can you imagine how the ocean sounds through them babies ? AHA !!!! we could use them for morphing ear muffs too

I've seen bras with lacy scallops before... ;^) usually around the edge. For tonymouse: scallops were used as razors for shaving all the body hair off Greeks and Romans (talk about replaceable blades!)

Sharen, all I can say is where were you when I was doing the open mike thing, at the local club. ;) hauksdottir, I fear that, like myself, you too are a Fountain of useless info, idn't it great!!!! :)

Can't seem to get the Mac file right now ...

Ratteler,

Maybe you should clam up. Bad jokes, done just for the halibut, are red herrings and take this topic OT. Please squid the impulse for any more puns.

LOL to funny, Who would have thought scallops came in 48 double D's .

The Mac file not open.....

Crescent, Oh, my Cod! No moray, You think your finny eh,? I thought Ratteler's puns were bad but yours were just done on porposie so I think I will tuna out this thread before I get eel.

I can't open the Mac file either.

I think someone is being a Chicken of the Sea! Whale, I sea no need to engage in a battle of wits with an unfinned opponent, so I guess I'll go out cruising, maybe play a round of gulf or two. Catch ya later, alligator.

So....does this make it a clothing item or a prop?? I desperately need to know where to put the download.... ;)

Got the shell bra a second time and it opened this time :-)

Seems to be working on my mac, but I didn't get it till just now so they may have fixed it. The files are (and should go) in the Props-Character Props library. Best - Dan

All right, now I've Haddock! I gets out the big guns :-) It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leapyear. I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar ...a real dive. But I knew the owner, he used to play for the dolphins. I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.) Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sandbar. He poured the usual, Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred, with a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on porpoise. I was feeling good; I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids, for the halibut. Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines. They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal. What sole. Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna, "Salmonchanted Evening", and the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers, probably there to see the bass player. One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was givin' me the eye. So I figured this was my chance for a little fun. You know, piece of Pisces. But she said things I just couldn't fathom. She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure. Boy, could she drink. She drank like a... she drank a lot. I said, "What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium." I said, "Great! Let's get tanked!" I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait. I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows." She threw me that same old line, "Not tonight, I got a haddock." And she wasn't kidding, either, cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike. He was covered with mussels. He came over to me. He said, "Listen, Shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here." What a crab. This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes. I turned to him and I said, "Abalone! You're just being shellfish." Well, I knew there was going to be trouble and so did Gill, cause he was already on the phone to the cods. The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook. He eels over. It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel... kelpless. I said, "Forget the cods, Gill. This guy's going to need a sturgeon." Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend. She came over to me, she said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?" I said, "Marlin." Well, from then on we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner. I took her to dance. I bought her a bouquet of flounders. And then I went home with her. And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams. Think I had a wet dream... cruisin' through the Gulf Stream. -- "Wet Dream" by Kip Addotta (written by Biff Manard)

You have that song, too, huh? Cheers!

:-) Got it off the poser newsgroup when Kattman used it to end a string of increasingly bad sealife puns

Yipes! I remembered that song from several years ago listening to Dr. Demento Show. (now heading to DAZ to download freebie)

Chalie_Tuna, I heard that on the Doctor Demento show on New Years! He's still demented! Glad you put it up! - Tj