I'm in a good mood today so I thought I'd give you all a gift. I'm also posting it in the Off-Topic Forum because not everyone here is a Poser user. You'll see the graphic pasted above. On it are 3 types of Poser -based rings. One is for the Artists, one for the Merchants, and one for "the PTB."

I'd like each one of you to print out the graphic. Then cut out the ring that is most appropriate for you (I know that many of you could fit under several of these titles, but if there's any doubt, just close your eyes, take 3 deep breaths, and use the first category that pops into your head - that's the one that comes from your heart). Wrap it around your preferred finger to check for size and then tape it together.

For the Artists:
Your ring will increase your ability to create high-quality art as you define it. You'll understand your software better, composition and aesthetics better, and your "muse" will go into overdrive! Viewers will be astounded and awed at your gallery like never before, and you'll also live longer.

For the Merchants:
Your ring will increase both your ability to create desirable products and the desirability of those products in the eyes of your potential customers. Their satisfaction (and thus your profits) will skyrocket! Your work will become pleasurable, and you'll also live longer.

To the PTB:
You'll be filled with increased wisdom and understanding of how to insure smooth, profitable operation of the site. You'll also find that your ability to develop win-win solutions (that make people happy and make them appreciate your value and all the hard work you do) will increase exponentially! You'll be filled with unprecedented satisfaction and joy that you're involved with Renderosity and you'll also live longer.

Oh, and one last thing. If you hear any rumors of me secretly creating One Ring that will rule them all and in the darkness bind them, please ignore them. There's a small group of silly little furry creatures (I think they're made by Daz or Little-Dragon) and an old man (I think it's Mike with a poorly done texture) and some pointy-eared elves and nekkid Vickys that are jealous of me and are trying to get all their friends from Usenet to come troll me. It's sad, really, but in any group of 100,000+ people there are bound to be a few trouble-makers. I mean come on, we don't even have a mountain of fire here in Texas.

Enjoy!

Bobasaur(on)

Oh great, now we gotta show our rings just to access the forums - no more cookies!

heyas; what the dip is a ptb?

PTB = Powers That Be. aka Those who must be obeyed or WOH - Wombats on High, or Da Guv'nors or Da Management, etc. etc.

PTB ="Powers That Be"

PTB = "Perverts That Bite" maybe ;) j/k lol

If the shoe fits...

Perverts That Bite.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I resent that remark LOL J?K great job on the rings :O) SndCastie

Can someone cut a ring out for me, I'm not allowed to play with scissors any more ;)

+Hmmm... three rings... 10 fingers....nobody's looking... [slips on all 3 rings]

Bobasaur, that eye inflammation is starting to look nasty...

;-)

mm...y'know, with all three of those rings, you're gonna end up running the site, creating all the content, and still have to do the selling to keep it going... Not that it can't be done (dangit, I put 'em all on too), but just thought I'd warn ya about those 27 hour days... :D