You are my idol! :) LOL!!!! :-) Man, I'm laughing like mad! Thaaaaanx for this one!

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! this is absolutely the most stupid thing I've ever seen! Hope that, at least, will work! thank you max, thank you for letting me laugh like a mad cow during a bryce render...

kewl i like it mayby you could add a bomb straped to the bear

Is this your 'Quest' challenge entry? :) Lin

Oh god, I cried when I read the Velvatine Rabbit, this is gonna have me bawling unless it has a happy outcome. Good luck. I too would love to see Bryce fall into lovin hands. Ang

hahahhahahaha thats so funny

Lol. Really funny. But Corel probably isn't going to see it. Should we send them this by e-mail? It's interesting to see how they would react.

LOL...That is soooooo cute! The look on his face is priceless! Very funny but I don't think some animal activists are going to like this.

Max-: Do the bear now! Show 'em you mean business! Let's stop furry-footing around and get angry. I mean, there are plenty of bears, right? Maybe next you could get hold of a Corel exec? You could threaten to render him in Bryce and rearrange his limbs into awkward, non-natural positions and dress him up in Poser female clothes....oooooh this just makes me shiver with exitment..... The Bryster

Excellent stuff! Big!,big! smile.

Didn't National Lampoon do this with a dog once? except there was a gun visible..;)

Should the poor guy have a blindfold as to not recognize you? And how do we know the poor guy is still with us? I want him holding today's newspaper as proof!

Progress report: Fred is doing okay. I just fed and brushed him. But time is running out.....

Max: Cut off an ear! Send it to Corel! Then do the bear anyway! The Bryster

Hey Max!!, Don't do Fred in!!! That's what may be happening to Bryce. Instead bring him to me, and I will give him a good view of the countryside where he can enjoy seeing foxes, bobcats, birds, and skunks of course. A place where trees abound, the air is fresh, and the cows are grazing!! Flinster

Fred can go live in the countryside between the grazing cows after Corel gives/sells bryce to Ken Musgrave or Pandromeda.

big grin

Flintster: where in the world are you? I think you may be next door because "I will give him a good view of the countryside where he can enjoy seeing foxes, bobcats, birds, and skunks of course. A place where trees abound, the air is fresh, and the cows are grazing!!" describes my home to a "T" Brief segue: We had two cats, Bert and Marie. Marie's the mom and was a short hair, Bert is her son and is a big puffy furball. One night I was sitting in the doorway with Marie on my lap. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Bert's puffy fur so I reached over and started petting him. After a moment, I looked over at Bert and discovered it wasn't he, it was a very large (and quite pretty) skunk. My immediate dilemma was; what would piss off the skunk more: to keep petting it or to stop? I also had to worry about the cat in my lap, if she saw the skunk, she'd hiss and the skunk would then.... Fortunately, my wife entered the room and the skunk lost interest. Big sigh of relief. Unfortunately, said skunk learned to use the cat door into the garage... that now gets locked at night. If only it had been a cow or a fox or a bobcat...

Progress report: I am granting Corel a 7 day extension, after that, Fred's history.

Max-: What are you? A UN official? Get tough! Do the bear! You could always say it was a pre-emptive strike! The Bryster

Hey Nukeboy, Texas, where else? lol When I first moved in this home around 4 years ago, I had to trap out several skunks, 5 come to mind. You should have seem me on the 1st one. :-) However, I never did get sprayed. Now if I can figure how to keep the scorpians out of the house. 6 of those last summer.... Flintster

Scorpions are cool!