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Subject: May challenge entry - Titles aren't easy, you know

Doublecrash opened this issue on May 23, 2003 · 27 posts
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Doublecrash ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 7:10 AM · edited Mon, 23 December 2024 at 7:32 PM

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Er... here it is.

They're uncontrollable, are they? Personally, I grew in a Catholic family, and I'm an unforeseen son of some (ok, one) of them gettin out of control...

So, at first (and knowing that out here we Python's fans are in the hundreds), I wanted to title it "Every Sperm Is Sacred", but then, why lose the occasion to be a bit gross? LOL...

Ok, enough... I hope you laughed a bit :)

Details: Volumetric spheres inside a two toruses (one volumetric), metaballs for the thingies. Rendered at 1100x880 (resized for the challenge rules) with DOF at 0,03 and 64rpp, rendertime 12 hours. No imports, but the glare around the lil bastards is post; as, of course, is the sig&title.

Have a great weekend.
Stefano

Graviton ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 7:42 AM

Is this what a nuclear power plant workers sperm looks like. Python Rules, Grav

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

ralphwarnick ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 7:47 AM

Neon Sex? Great render, good luck! Ralph

runwolf13 ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:06 AM

Shouldn't the title be... "They've Come" Did I really post this?

woodhurst ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:18 AM

dude this is great, i wouldnt thought of this in a million years. love the colors and ambience of the whole pic. good luck stefano!!!

tjohn ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:22 AM

Alternate titles: "Taking the Tube" "Ovum Bound" Good one, Stefano

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

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Graviton ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:30 AM

Other titles: "Born slippy" "This way gentlemen" "I knew we should have taken that left turn at Alberkirky"

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

pidjy ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:32 AM

Nice work stefano!!!!!!!.. just a question, is a condom able to control that force?? just kidding! Good luck my friend!

MadDog31 ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:33 AM

hahahaha...you've managed to put some light in an otherwise drab day for me today. :) Good work and good luck. MD

Doublecrash ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:59 AM

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LOL, your titles are wonderful! :)

I was thinking also of "At least once in your life, you were faster than anyone else"...

This is the reference pic (on the left), from which I took the texture of the torus (right version), randomly mapped with relative bump set to 170.

S.

MadDog31 ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 9:09 AM

Is that the egg it's crawling into (swimming into?) in that left picture? This is quickly turning into a medical scene here. ;) hehe... MD

Doublecrash ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 9:16 AM

Yes, it is... and, in fact, I downloaded the picture from a biological university website :) S. PS: Do you think I had to check the "adult content" box? Just wondering...

Rochr ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 9:47 AM

To baldly go where no man has gone before...hopefully! ;)

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Colette1 ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 10:22 AM

This is great Stephano! I definitley got a laugh. I love the textures you chose to use. pidjy..No, condoms do not always control this "force".:^}

cambert ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 11:30 AM

That's hilarious :-) I wanna vote right now!

ICMgraphics ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 12:42 PM

Uncontrollable??? HEY! I thought that operation was permanent? ;) Super Image!!

Graviton ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 12:43 PM

For another title how about "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" The Italian job? never mind. ill go back to my rubber room now. Grav

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

catlin_mc ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 1:27 PM

"The Italian Job".........That's the title I think since I take it these are Italian s***m, eh! Stefano..........LOL Very funny 8) Catlin

Gog ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 3:46 PM

Lol excellent image 'Great Balls of Fire'

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Rayraz ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 4:31 PM

excellent image.

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squeeka ( ) posted Fri, 23 May 2003 at 8:09 PM

LOL! Fantastic idea Stefano :) I think you may have picked the most uncontrollable force of all :) Great image :)

DreamWarrior ( ) posted Sat, 24 May 2003 at 12:11 AM

LOL! Wonderful!


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Rayraz ( ) posted Sat, 24 May 2003 at 2:09 AM

I've got a title: "Shit! now we'll never get to the egg" hint: think of the double meaning of 'shit'.

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GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Sat, 24 May 2003 at 2:25 AM

Nice job on the alien invaders.

Doublecrash ( ) posted Sat, 24 May 2003 at 5:13 AM

LOL Rayraz :) heheheh, this title game is becoming wonderful... even "Great Balls of Fire" and "The Italian Job" are making me ROTFL... Next time I swear I make an Untitled one and let the Forum imagination rage on... :)

TMGraphics ( ) posted Sat, 24 May 2003 at 8:27 AM

Looks like his 'count' is kinda low, maybe some more vitamins? Maybe a huge "herd" of them coming around the corner behind those?! Great image ! TMG

tresamie ( ) posted Sun, 25 May 2003 at 2:35 AM

LOL cleaning the coffee from the monitor This is too funny. I love it! Tres (the fractalless one)

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