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Subject: An old cart ... or an accident waiting to happen?

geralday opened this issue on Jul 25, 2003 · 20 posts
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geralday ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 1:02 PM · edited Wed, 05 February 2025 at 5:42 AM

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A very jerky journey !

Finished.

Cheers, Gerald.

SAMS3D ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 1:04 PM

LOL...ha ha....this is funny.

Spit ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 1:51 PM

Hey...a jail too!!!

hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 2:30 PM

It's a good thing that I don't remember the lyrics to that song. :wide evil grin: Thanks, Carolly

PhilC ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 2:59 PM

Didn't we do this yesterday? .... well if you insist, here are alternative captions:-

(1) To avoid being a toad hog dip your frog lights when meeting oncoming traffic.

(2) Why is a frog pulling the cart? Because the horse croaked.

(3) French restaurant supplier considers diversification.

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Veritas777 ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 4:09 PM

Isn't that putting the frog before le carte?

Veritas777 ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 4:14 PM

Or is it Frog ala Carte?

spurlock5 ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 4:26 PM

Frog's legs, anyone?

TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 5:10 PM

No frog legs here... they'd make it awfully difficult to walk...

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hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 5:11 PM

Someone parked their horse in a witch's space and failed to see the sign: "violaters will be toad". A line of these buggies streaming into town would be an amphibious assault. If the cart overturns, it's a "hopalong casualty". Carolly

spurlock5 ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 5:20 PM

Ever hear of pony girls? How about putting the frog before the cart?

ChromeTiger ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 5:37 PM

When he said he needed a jump-start, I don't think he had this in mind... CT

mikebruin ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 5:48 PM

Don't kiss it! Don't kiss it!

Spit ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 6:38 PM

Whoa. Does that hermit have a permit for Kermit?

spurlock5 ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 6:59 PM

Froggie went a carting... He did go... Right on down to the fishing hole.... Hey, Hey.... I don't remember all of that song.

Poppi ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 7:16 PM

froggie went a courtin' n' he did ride sword and pistol by his side um huh, um huh the song may differ with geograhies and cultures

hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 8:26 PM

If any of you know how to fold an origami frog, you'll wince when I say "Froggie Went Accordian". :skip merrily off into the shadows: Carolly

pakled ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 11:18 PM

c..c..c...crambo..;) Still think a quick tweak would make it into a good rickshaw..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

igohigh ( ) posted Fri, 25 July 2003 at 11:54 PM

Did ya all hear about why CuriousLabs scapped the MilFrog? During development they were teaching it to jump on command. At first when they said "Jump MilFrog" it jumped a whole 10 Poser meters! But when they cut off one of its legs and said "Jump MilFrog" it only jumped 8 Poser meters. Then they cut off another leg and said "Jump MilFrog", it only jumped 5 Poser meters. So then they cut off another leg and again said "Jump MilFrog", this time it only jumped 1 whole Poser meter. Then they cut off another leg and said "Jump MilFrog". But it just sat there. They yelled "JUMP MILFROG!" Still it just sat there. They finally concluded that cutting off all the frog's legs rendered it deaf and didn't want any complaints coming from the forums so the project was scrapped.... (do you hear that Lemurtek, Don't Cut Their Legs Off!!)

ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 26 July 2003 at 12:36 AM

I went into a restaurant the other day and when the waiter arrived with the menu, I said, "Have you got frogs legs?" "Yes, Sir," he replied. Sooo... I said, "Well hop off and get me a cheese samwidge...!"

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