Hi 'chelle, howz it going. Just wanted to ask You a Kissing question, because You are the Moderator, and maybe You can advise Me. Do You, as an American Photographer, Kiss on the first Date? And, if I took You to the Movie Matinee...would I be expected to pay for both Tickets....or would You get them ...and I would get the Popcorn and Ice Creams for a lick??? Just want to find out the Protocol, should I ask for a Date. I would only be asking a Photographer, so there is no need to think about moving this letter to 2D or Mixed Medium...though I did have a date with a part Man..part Woman Fortune Teller once...I guess that is a Mixed Medium. Do You think You would let Me Kiss You on the 1st Date 'chelle? I would really appreciate Your advise....and keep evrything in strict Confidence as usual. Hugz. Me :) Ta ta for now, hope it is a lovely Evening for You.

LOL! Is this a trick question? I'm innocent I tell ya...almost a virgin....have you been talking to Donald...don't believe a word he says.

I have not spoken to Donald about any thing...except we compare our Zoooooooooooooooooooooooom Lens....gee...it would be great being His Friend...which I am by the way...what do You mean You are almost a Virgin? I am almost a Stud :) Have You met His Hard Case Hard Kiss Sisters? Now....would You give Me a Kiss on the first Date? Huh???

Ok, so I'm easy.....yes I would.... I may be tempted to do more than kiss depending on my mood....and how much popcorn you fed me. No, I have not met his Hard Case Hard Sisters.....

WoW! Holy Popcornalulu!!!You would! On the first Date...and tempted to do more...like Pay for My Ticket? Speaking of moods...I like moody Women...and Men....just in case the Guys loose interest wink wink...you really got a sweet tooth eh...and Popcorn Mad...You would be a sticky mess before the Interval. Do they have an Interval in America...half time??? at the Movies...so You can go for a wee, or do You have to wait untill the Movie is over. Would it not deter You....as You have allready stated thet "Yes...You would kiss Me on the first Date, for a Bag of Popcorn, even though I am a complete and utter Strange Stranger, with a Full Bladder, a Fulling Moon and an Empty Head. Michelle, to hell with Donald....I think You may be My kinda Girl. Hugz :)

????? I leave for a couple of months and this is what I return to ????? You freaks.

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Oh? So now I'm a durty girl? Hmmm....you may be right....the popcorn butter/grease makes things a bit slippery to hold onto, but the melted ice cream adds just the right amount of stickiness. No they do not stop the movie to let people with little bladders go to the outhouse. You have to hold it or wear an adult diaper. Maybe we'll ask Donald to come with us? But leave Brenda at home, as I prefer women who do not have chest hair.

Ooooh No! No! You are not a durty gurl. Here wipe those wee mitts on my silk hanky. I jest wanted to know warts up wif protocol. I went to the flix in Australia, "The Thin Green Line" ..real long Movie..no Interval...I took a Thermos in with Me, just in case I got caught short...which I did, anyway...i ain't stooppid ...the Thermos wuz empty...so, I filled it up, very quitely, while everyone in the flix was mesmerised watching the Baddie get the Mind Meld.... however, Michelle...the Steam attracted a hardcore Tea Drinker...I am telling You...this Guy wuz an Addict...He pleaded for a swig from the Thermos, so I did a trade, right there and then for His left over Popcorn. Do You like long Movies Michelle...have You seen War and Pees??