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Subject: An early SAFETY first message for Xmas..LOL

chohole opened this issue on Nov 17, 2003 · 35 posts
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chohole ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 2:00 PM · edited Thu, 14 November 2024 at 1:04 AM

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Santa says "do remember, when decorating the tree always bend from the knees and not the waist" Sorry about this. I was making some christmas images for cards, and I think a gremlin got in my PC.

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danamo ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 2:45 PM

Lol, chohole, you're letting your hair down! I'm glad to see that you also have good holiday spirit, as well as a whimsical, lecherous side.;-)

Rayraz ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 2:48 PM

I don't see the prob with bending from the waist lol :)

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SAMS3D ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 2:51 PM

LOL....you be bad......LOL...haven't they seen those safty movies....guess not...SHaren

Elantriell ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 3:04 PM

Heh that's a cute one :)

BOOMER ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 3:10 PM

I always knew santa was a perv.

Because I like to blow $%&# up.

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GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 4:10 PM

Oh boy Santas looking to get some. LOL

quixote ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 4:11 PM

Rof! Poor Rudolph looks abandoned.

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brittmccary ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 4:46 PM

rofl Good one, chohole!!


Flak ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 4:53 PM

lmao chohole. I'd love to see the look on the persons face who got that card ;)

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TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 6:35 PM
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Is that Catlin fixing the tree?

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Vile ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 7:05 PM

Looks like she will be getting the Christmas goose this year!

Swade ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 8:44 PM

LOL.... Cool image Chohole. I'm like Rayraz.... I see no problem. Bending at the waist is quite interesting as represented here. Lol @ Bryster

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RodsArt ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 8:52 PM

I think Santa has been Really busy...LOOK at all the ones she dropped!!

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Slakker ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 9:09 PM

Rudolph is a freak, looks to me that he likes to watch...ew. Apparently the joke is a little before some of your times...and a 16 year old is telling you this...shudders

danamo ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 9:17 PM

"Rudolf the Red-nosed Voyeur"!

erosiaart ( ) posted Mon, 17 November 2003 at 10:23 PM

Well..she looks like as if she planned on seducing Santa Claus..note..2 wine glasses on the table..smart woman, I must say! ;) (grin) I like the color scheme..red and green breaking up the monotony of the pastel pinkish. It does dazzle the eye a bit though,..the snow, the carpet, the sofa and the wall being a bit uniform in pattern.

Quest ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 12:24 AM

ROFLMAO! This is funny. Oh you know she's been waiting for Santa with the two wine glasses waiting by the window, and I don't know if Rudolf is being nosy or jealous.

Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 4:14 AM

Oh, I didn't notice the wine glasses yet lol. Where can I apply for a job as santa? :D

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catlin_mc ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 6:24 AM

ROFLMAO.........this is brill chohole, I always knew there was a darker side to Santa. 8D Hi Bryster...............BEHAVE. 8) Catlin

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 7:19 AM
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And what a nice little pussy!

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Gog ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 10:35 AM

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Sorry Chohole I couldn't resist it....

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chohole ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 10:53 AM

Oh whoops I think we have an inflamatory situation here! Message671422.jpg

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Rayraz ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 1:13 PM

lol :)

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Ang25 ( ) posted Tue, 18 November 2003 at 10:11 PM

OHG ROFLMAO ETC ETC I love this! Just what was needed some holiday cheer! Wonderful!

TheBryster ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 7:15 AM
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I'm reminded of Rod Stewart's Hit Single 'HOT LEGS'.......

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chohole ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 12:42 PM

Do you know this is the first time one of my images has been flamed!

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."


JC_01 ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 10:17 PM

LMAOOOOO

Nukeboy ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 10:48 PM

This is great! True Story... I was about six or seven, Pa told me to get a fire going in the fireplace ('natch. I was good at getting a good fire going..) A few minutes after it got going, the house started filling up with smoke. Pa immediately blamed me for not openning the damper but I swore I had. Pa peeked up the chimney and saw "something" blocking the flue. We extinguished the fire and took a closer look... Pa saw legs! The cops were called and extracted a rather portly fellow in red and white felt clothing. It was December 24. I thought I had just killed Santa. Turns out, it was some wino dressed as Santa working a Department store (the store was over five miles away, tho) that was trying to break in... after all, who'd shoot Santa on Xmas eve? I was really upset. I learned later that one of the firemen "suggested" to Pa that I have a little bit of "egg nog" to calm me down. I woke around two in the afternoon Xmas day!

Incarnadine ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 11:43 PM

Now that's a cool story!

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Gog ( ) posted Thu, 20 November 2003 at 4:18 AM

Now I feel guilty flaming a good artists work :-) ROTFL @ Nuke Boy, what a great story

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catlin_mc ( ) posted Thu, 20 November 2003 at 5:12 AM

ROFLMAO 8D................that is a classic story Nukeboy, I can imagine your pain at having thought you'd killed dear old Santa. 8D Catlin

Rayraz ( ) posted Thu, 20 November 2003 at 5:50 AM

great story nukeboy. We don't do too mush with a santa giving presents here, but we have another guy we call "sinter klaas" and he brings gifts to little kids. I figured out it was all fake when I was 4 lol. Imagine my frustration whit my friends brainlessly accepting his existance while I tried to explain them that the whole world had been lying to them for years about it :)

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Rayraz ( ) posted Thu, 20 November 2003 at 5:51 AM

mush = much

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chohole ( ) posted Thu, 20 November 2003 at 8:46 AM

Ray..you mean Santa doesn't exist?

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