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Subject: A Little Saturday Fun (Product Ad Parody)

tjohn opened this issue on Nov 22, 2003 · 30 posts
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tjohn ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 3:15 PM · edited Fri, 29 November 2024 at 6:46 PM

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And all it leaves behind is the fresh scent of pine. Cheer up, John

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

wildman2 ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 3:26 PM

omg too funny

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Quest ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 4:53 PM

LOL...tjohn, something tells me this one is going to make you rich!

Ang25 ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 5:40 PM

OMG ROFLMAO! Superb!

jaydiva ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 5:50 PM

ROFLMAO !!

Ornlu ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 6:15 PM

Great idea, I think we could all use a little bottle of this...well...maybe a pretty big bottle.

Swade ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 7:45 PM

ROLFMAO!!! Funny TJohn. Skip the bottle... I need a barrel of this. 8)

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Slakker ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 7:57 PM

Can you send me a home-production kit?

catlin_mc ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 8:03 PM

ROFL 8D..............Brilliant!

eelie ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 8:27 PM

How funny! :oD I love it!

TheBryster ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 8:41 PM
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Send a couple of bottles to a certain mythical animal.....

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Dragonsbld ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 9:24 PM

lol, now that is a product that is truely needed

FrenchToast ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 10:08 PM

[Thread by tjohn moved to "Product Showcase"]

erosiaart ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 10:10 PM

Just the sort of laugh needs now!! Cool! Tjohn, ever thought of working with an ad agency?? :)

Peggy_Walters ( ) posted Sat, 22 November 2003 at 11:59 PM

I'll take a case please! Peggy

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amethyss ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 12:07 AM

What a laugh!!! You sure you're not one of the "Usual Gang of Idiots"?

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chohole ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 2:03 AM

I want some too, and Bryster...that's just too funny.

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BOOMER ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 3:34 AM

Good one, tjohn. I was in need of a good laugh.

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derjimi ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 5:12 AM

Mwahahahaha! thumbsup :-))

tjohn ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 8:13 AM

Thanks for the laughter, everyone, makes it all worthwhile. While I enjoy the process of creation with all my work, it's the humor I enjoy most. amethyss: I actually prefer to think of myself as an Unusual Free-lance Idiot. :^) John

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

Incarnadine ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 10:42 AM

Refreshing! An excellent idea and presentation. Let me know when it goes on the market.

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Rayraz ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 11:10 AM

LMAO!! Cool :) Just don't spray at my renders okay? ;)

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ocddoug ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 12:52 PM

LOL... cute.

danamo ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 2:19 PM

Great parody tjohn you satirical son-of-a-gun!

FrenchToast ( ) posted Sun, 23 November 2003 at 6:58 PM

I just like the picture...LoL I'm trying REALLY hard not to find and post one like it from the MarketPlace squirm >:)

TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 24 November 2003 at 9:11 PM
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Well, in the spirit of giving a certain person some helpful comments (as suggested by some of us in a previous thread) in the hope that he'd improve his art, I did just that! Posted some helpful comments..... In return I got some so-so comments on 3 of my gallery images (ones I'm not over-excited about and have been up there for months) by a lady called Mollybee who lists Black Unicorn as her favourite artist (Yup, the only one) and several of his pieces as her favourites. Nobody else gets a lookin. Just thought you might like to know. Interestingly enough....one of his latest images accredits PINHEAD as the builder of the boat.......

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

SevenOfEleven ( ) posted Tue, 25 November 2003 at 10:54 AM

What are we going to do with all those mona lisas?

Incarnadine ( ) posted Tue, 25 November 2003 at 1:23 PM

admire them! (LOL, a horrible thought - a hot20 comprised entirely of Mona Lisa's!)

Pass no temptation lightly by, for one never knows when it may pass again!

SevenOfEleven ( ) posted Tue, 25 November 2003 at 2:11 PM

Scene at the Hot 20, where all the pictures are Mona Lisas and are exactly the same Viewer 1: I like Picture 12, it has a really beautiful feeling. Viewer2: Nah, Picture 4 really captures Woman's disgust at Man's hunger for war. Viewer3: I like picture 9, good use of color and textures. Viewer4: The guy who did picture 7 did it without imports or photoshop fakery. Viewer5: Cool picture, like the detail work in Picture 3. Viewer6: Looks like she is smiling at me in picture 2. Its so seductive, man its gotta be porn. Who puts this sleazy stuff up? Picture 8 is more innocent. Viewer 7: Picture 13 shows the sorrow of the world caused by the American war machine. Viewer 8: Picture 14 shows the sorrow/hope of the victims of 9/11. Viewer 7 you are an antiamerican dirtbag! Viewer 9: Does not look at the top 20, reads threads generated by the flamewar between viewers 7 and 8.

FrenchToast ( ) posted Tue, 25 November 2003 at 2:23 PM

Half of the characters look the same, anyway. It couldn't hurt TOO much... (I'm just kidding... I do like the other half)

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