There I was just gettin' home from work and the Poser dork was sacked out on my couch. I could tell he'd had one too many BadBoy Beers(tm)and was looking down in the dumps. "Whats wrong?" I asked. "That *^$&*%$ Millinium Man *hic*. I used to be the KING ...but he's gonna come in here...with his hi poly count.... and I'm... I'mmmmmmmmaaahhhbwuhhuhhhh *sniff* I'm gonna wind up a background figure." "You're kidding.... look. You have a long carreer ahead of you. Look.... no ones dumping the Poser 4 Female for Vicky. Posette still has many fans." "*sniff* ya... think Vicky would go out with me?" "Um... no. But thats not the point. Look. Let me do a bunch of morphs for you. Maybe if we make you a versatile enough figure, they will want to keep you....okay?" "*sniff* Well, I don't know.... I just want to end it all and go get caught in a C exception error." "No wait... don't do that. Look. I will make over two hundred morphs just for you, okay? I will make it so people can pump you up with my Physique morphs or make you fat like my Chubby figure. I'll make morphs that move right or left upper AND lower eyelids independently. I will make snarl and smirk morphs for either side of your face that also move independently. I will make characters with you that all look different and unique. Just, please, get sober and think about it....okay." "Well *sniff* okay." "And...blow your nose." "I can't...no ones ever rendered a full Kleenex box bwuhuhuhuhuhuh *snortle* *sniff*" "Disgusting." Well... that the story. I am announcing that a new figure will be out by the end of the week called Chaney Junior. He is a compilation figure of my other figures along with a substantial amount of new, seldom before seen morphs. Hope it helps. And be kind to your Poser Dork. *smile*

Fantastic S Thanks RKane_1 I can't wait to see him :) Storm

200+ morphs!!! Wow, that is seriously major. Can't wait to see your new character RKane. Paul

Cool stuff, can't wait to see!!

Hm. Big magic. Magic good. Hm.