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Subject: OT: Me....hey look, it's me!

Slakker opened this issue on Jan 16, 2004 · 32 posts
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Slakker ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 8:58 PM · edited Tue, 04 February 2025 at 9:50 AM

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well, some professional photography firm thing was at my last swim meet, and they uploaded the pics to their website (and they were real tricky about it too...they were all uploaded in single pixels...but i'm smarter.) I figure if they're gonna sue me for copying pictures of MYSELF, i'll just kill them all. But anyways...i figured i'd upload a few of them and let you guys see the beast that i am.

Slakker ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 9:00 PM

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Slakker ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 9:00 PM

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And a speedo shot...can't live without uploading this.

Zhann ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 9:18 PM

ooooooh, what a hottie!!!!

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danamo ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 9:38 PM

Hey look! It's Aquaman!

ocddoug ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 10:42 PM

Please, only WOMEN post speedo pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

pakled ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 10:53 PM

okkk....;) I've been informed by several women that there are only 6 men in the world who look good in a speedo..;) but enough about that..;) hope you want.

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

catlin_mc ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 10:59 PM

These guys are always trying to upset us women with their near naked bodies all over the place. grin Although, I also think your quite the hottie!!! lol 8) Catlin

Slakker ( ) posted Fri, 16 January 2004 at 11:11 PM

Yeah, but pakled, those women have never seen ME in a speedo. And...while there is the benefit of the ladies (Yeah...not really...i STILL can't get a girl...) the speedo is just plain fun. Most of our team went to florida for a training thing, and we were all sunbathing at Cocoa beach in our speedos...there were people taking pictures all over... It's amazing what attention 16 guys in speedo's can get...

chohole ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 2:15 AM

Lol Catlin, we women need some nice scenery to view on occasion as well!

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catlin_mc ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 2:29 AM

Too true chohole. big GRIN 8)

Zhann ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 2:47 AM

Yeah, why do the guys always get to see all the nice scenery, we ladies need some beefcake too!

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GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 3:33 AM

I never realized you were such a young tadpole. With a name like Slakker I always thought you would be covered with tattoos.

Ang25 ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 7:04 AM

Wow! And to think my daughter got on my case for talking to you the other night and I had no idea you were such a cuttie too. Well, when you get to college you'll be meeting all kinds of girls who will want to "get to know you better" if you know what I mean and hey maybe you'll have that station wagon by then wink.

draculaz ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 8:12 AM

hey there, sailor... Drac

TheBryster ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 9:29 AM

Ang: He's far too young for you.....ROTFLMAO!!!!! You'd end up killing him.......;-) Besides, he's probably got webbed feet...........

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Slakker ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 10:16 AM

I WISH... Anyways, i don't need the station wagon, i've got an '88 Buick LeSabre. That back seat is enormous.

Ardiva ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 1:20 PM

Yo Slakker! ...you're quite a hunk there guy! drooling


Sargon ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 1:33 PM

Me in a speedo? thats like seeing Curley from the three stooges wearing a thong LOL

pakled ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 1:49 PM

just kiddin', I'm one of the 2.56 billion who look terrible in a speedo..though I do have a gut-mounted automatic flotation device..;) (well, not that much..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

catlin_mc ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 5:32 PM

I look good in a Speedo................8)

Ang25 ( ) posted Sat, 17 January 2004 at 7:55 PM

Careful Catlin, you might make Bryster passout ;) Bryster, I know the laws in this country, I won't date anyone who isn't legal drinking age. LOL, though I may not recognize a good fake ID.

Zhann ( ) posted Sun, 18 January 2004 at 1:12 AM

no comment....

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Incarnadine ( ) posted Sun, 18 January 2004 at 5:04 PM

Catlin- based on the pictures thread a short while back, I think you are probably right about that. (although in the interest of scientific accuracy you may have to post such and let us independantly verify this theorum)(grin)

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catlin_mc ( ) posted Sun, 18 January 2004 at 6:56 PM

I'm shy incarnadine and I can't show you a picture of me in my Speedo, I don't have it anymore. 8)

Incarnadine ( ) posted Sun, 18 January 2004 at 7:50 PM

Darn!!!

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catlin_mc ( ) posted Sun, 18 January 2004 at 8:52 PM

I have a neat little black and sparkles bikini though. 8)

Incarnadine ( ) posted Mon, 19 January 2004 at 6:17 AM

Tease! (grin)

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TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 19 January 2004 at 6:45 AM

Black and sparkles!!!!!!!!! Pant Groan Pant....ooopretty! Catlin! Are you gonna model this for us....and I don't mean render it in Bryce.....LOL

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catlin_mc ( ) posted Mon, 19 January 2004 at 7:02 PM

NO! lol 8D

JC_01 ( ) posted Mon, 19 January 2004 at 7:31 PM

Someone get ahold of that photographer and make sure he get's some good angles next time!! i've heard of having a thumb in the way, but a whole arm??? errr i mean... Nice pics.. hehehe

Rayraz ( ) posted Thu, 22 January 2004 at 4:34 AM

hey slakker, you're getting to much attention from the ladies man, that's my job :P Hmm.. maybe I should go wear speedo's too... when you get to college you'll be meeting all kinds of girls who will want to "get to know you better" That's what they told me too and they also said that about highschool all those years back, but I think they're all broken or something, because I haven't met one of them yet :(

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