Well, after much hmming and hawwing and fighting and hair pulling and scratching, the Anime Male is complete, sort of. It's far from a perfect join, like M3, but it's a basic start. A bit of pubic hair, and no one will even notice, or some touch ups in photoshop. No images until a ruling comes back, but it's FINALLY up.

"...but it's FINALLY up." Bit of an unfortunate phrase there. ;)

Thank you Khrys! Can we still use the word "penis" here or do we have to call this a "winkie" or a "wee-wee" - I read the TOS but it is still unclear. Maybe we should call it an "articulated wiener" - or is it more of a sausage? I'm so confused these days!

Hehehe next thing is this one should have a nudity tag. Just in case...

... Blast! Victory shall be mine, SamTherapy! runs off, Ala Stewie I didn't even think about that, but there IS a control for erections. Just please note that it's NOT perfect. I didn't spend hours studying male genitalia to get this just right... That was for fun. It DOES, however, have more detail in some ways than M3's... And it's CERTAINLY more hi res, bearing over 16,000 verts. It doesn't have a good UV map, though.... TREKKIE! BAD Dane! BAD!

It's not a dane... We have GREAT danes, remember? This is a teeny weeny wiener... nothing more giggles

Careful, we're having fun. Someone might stop us! :D

EWWWWWW LOL soggy hair....

tries not to gag Uuuuuugh. Bad SWAMP.

Know why pubic hairs are curly???.... So they don't poke you in the eye. ME VERY Bad

"Check your mail, you may already be a weiner" S.

Ron, I dunno if you're in the UK or elsewhere. If you are, you may remember a cartoon strip by Steve Bell, "If...". It featured a battleship, "HMS Penis". After the artist received complaints he changed it to "HMS Thingy" for a couple of episodes, just for the puropse of annoying the complainers.

Battleships are pretty big....bet they can hold a lot of seamen.

"Battleships are pretty big....bet they can hold a lot of seamen." OFF! :)

Some time ago my son came up with this one: Q- What's long and hard and full of seamen? A- A battleship

Interesting. I've never heard of Battleship being the answer. Every time I've heard the "what's long and hard" joke, the answer has been submarine. What an educational thread! :)

Damn, I thought my son made that up....

If you know anything about anime then you would know that one of the main features is that they never have pubis hair

Just a bookmark to see when this thread gets shut down or moved.... ...Wee Willie Winkle.... Geeze...

I declare ernyoka1 the winner of this thread's award...she has done her homework and came [no pun intended] prepared!

"I declare ernyoka1 the winner of this thread's award..." Hmm, I'm not so sure. I think "Spam Dagger" is a contender, if only because it sounds like a Raymond Chandler character. :)

Spam Dagger? I thought you ate it with a fork?

Cool, you found his Mojo. ;)

Alright, next one'a you folks that makes me almost spew water all over my monitor is gonna get a really serious glaring at! Could someone post a kitchen knife prop - with a really obnoxious burnt-orange-colored handle? Reason I ask - that's Lorena Bobbit's knife. I've got it at my desk in our court evidence vault. Seriously. I used to have the pre-op pictures, but I think they got destroyed by court order. Dunno why this thread made me think of that thing!