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Zhann opened this issue on Apr 13, 2004 · 18 posts
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Zhann ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 3:39 PM · edited Wed, 20 November 2024 at 6:18 AM

Attached Link: http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

This was posted by Dark Elegance in the Community forum and as some of you are Bryce shutins, I thought you might want to check it out for a laugh or two...8)

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ddruckenmiller ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 3:59 PM

Does #84, "Must not use military vehicles to Squish' things." Bring back fond memories? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 4:02 PM
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The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." ROTFLMAO!!!!! THis was my fav'.....THanks, Jan!

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TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 4:03 PM
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What's a 'Bryce Shutin' ?

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Zhann ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 4:29 PM

Bryster, someone that doesn't leave the Bryce forum...;)

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burgi ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 4:38 PM

who me? i'll have you know i do do other stuff.... .... what i actually do away from here escapes me, but i am sure i must do other stuff, right? John

Zhann ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 4:39 PM

My favorite was, 'the giant space ants are not at the head of my chain of command' or 'The proper response to a lawful order is not 'Why?'

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drawbridgep ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 5:07 PM

Fantastic! The guy has serious issues. "Shpadoinkle" is not a real word. We need to invent a meaning for it. Maybe it's someone who wants to use our pictures as bad examples in a tut?

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Quest ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 5:12 PM

Funny stuff Zhann, thanks for the chuckles! I liked many but this one stands out: 23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.

Erlik ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 5:18 PM

I liked "Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody." Instant flashback to Small Gods by Pratchett. :-) Or "Inflatable sheep do not need to be displayed during a room inspection." This is a gem. Thanks.

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rickymaveety ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 5:43 PM

My favorites: "Teddy Bear Teddy Bear turn around" is not a cadence and Gozer does not dwell in my refridgerator. Those are all so funny!

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burgi ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 5:45 PM

that was excellent! if i am ever forced into service i will attempt to do 214 illegal things. that is a promise. except call the SAS w*****s. they look at bit hard... John

Zhann ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 5:48 PM

Two more of my favs 'God may not contradict any of my orders' 'I should not use government resources to waterproof dirty magazines'

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Innovator ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 6:10 PM

so far, this may be my fav: "Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war"." good link...thanks

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 6:22 PM
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Hey! Jan! I go to the bathroom now and again, and I sleep once in a wh...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Zhann ( ) posted Tue, 13 April 2004 at 9:10 PM

;P

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RobertJ ( ) posted Wed, 14 April 2004 at 2:21 AM

Funny thing is while reading it, thinking "I have done that myself", "I have seen that" and "Oh that would be fun, doing a stunt like that". Brings back some fond memories

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Gog ( ) posted Wed, 14 April 2004 at 7:34 AM

These made me laugh my butt off :) knowing some SAS that got cautioned for running backwards round an American Base singing 'We all learn to sing all the time because we're too thick to march in a line...' brings a new insight into the must not call someone in SAS a wanker......

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