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Subject: OT: Excerpts From A Cat;'s Daily Diary........ And A Pic to keep it on topic...


Michelle A. ( ) posted Fri, 28 May 2004 at 10:47 AM ยท edited Sat, 30 November 2024 at 5:51 PM

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I thought it was cute..... :~) And a little photo of Tony to keep it somewhat on topic.... EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY: Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

I am, therefore I create.......
--- michelleamarante.com


Lalani ( ) posted Fri, 28 May 2004 at 12:26 PM

LOL! Absoulutely love it! :D


3DGuy ( ) posted Fri, 28 May 2004 at 4:01 PM

Very good... Cats are evil...

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Misha883 ( ) posted Fri, 28 May 2004 at 8:03 PM

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World Domination! [This was toned using Donald's Secret Formula.]


Michelle A. ( ) posted Fri, 28 May 2004 at 8:34 PM

OMG.... now that is a ball of fur I would love to cuddle up with.... She or is it a he?.... is beautiful! World Domination is the only way....! Ever see that movie Cats & Dogs? PS.... love the subtle toning on this image... so delicate...

I am, therefore I create.......
--- michelleamarante.com


Nilla ( ) posted Fri, 28 May 2004 at 9:48 PM

I knew there was a second half to this! LMAO! Gotta love it! Cat's do rule! And Misha that is a lovely image!


cynlee ( ) posted Sat, 29 May 2004 at 5:45 PM

lol! meowful good reading & viewing :D


ShadowWind ( ) posted Sat, 29 May 2004 at 8:25 PM

LOL! That diary entry is hilarious and so very true...


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