E-mail Poetry J. M. Strother SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Re: Pictures of your ex wife - Shawn Wow. I didn't even know I had an ex wife. That Shawn guy must be something, Knowing strange things about my life. The things you learn via e-mail. Amazing. And then from Delores Horne I get: Your friend has prepared for you to meet up with another friend. Just go to this web site and see. The FREE dating web site CREATED BY WOMEN Well, if it's created by WOMEN it must be good. I'll ask my wife if I should sign up. She'll know whether or not I should. I think she'll say no. Then Delores goes on to say: Intrusive melvin corralled pulley beauregard Bracelet australia desist multitudinous calla Concave catharsis dolomite barge canny Accipiter stocky barbarian airfoil Adjust typeset polytechnic placid accurate Continua eerily draftsmen cartilage Adele lester moraine delicatessen. Hmm, delicatessen sounds nice. I like a good deli sandwich. And my wife would go for that. But just what is a accipiter? And then my good friend Jeannie Dennison (I'm sure you know her too) says, For example, near mortician indicates that near mastadon reach an understanding with about chain saw. Ooh, a mastodon with a chain saw. Now that's a scary thought. Fills me with shock and awe. But I digress and she goes on: When you see fetishist about, it means that waif toward reads a magazine. Furthermore, fundraiser near tornado dies, and cheese wheel from ignore lover near blood clot. Rufus and I took vacuum cleaner defined by salad dressing (with salad dressing toward, waif from). Any grain of sand can approach from waif, but it takes a real omphalos to from mating ritual.maestro from marzipan panics, and power drill beyond pour freezing cold water on wheelbarrow defined by sheriff. Plasma gaberones aires transpose inc. I have to ponder these wise words, For I'm sure there is deep meaning here. Why else would she send them?

Inspiration can come from some very odd places. :)

I'll never figure out spam. Just what the heck are these guys trying to sell? Accipiter, anyone? And I've just got to get me one of those Plasma gaberones. The very latest model, of course. ;-) jon

I figure the only one making money are the ones selling the mailing lists. It's hard to believe that everyone who was interested in porn, viagara (or the equvalent), bigger body parts, digital cable, etc. wouldn't already have it (to excess). Messages like this one (in today's mail) certainly won't get a dime from me: When you see about grizzly bear, it means that inside ruffian trembles.For example, fairy behind indicates that photon for taxidermist conquer near lover.And fall in love with the dark side of her corporation.mortician caricature dilettante over.He called her Pat (or was it Pat?). coven recherche summertime monsieur

And not even a good delicatessen. Bummer. ;-) jon

I'm inspired....perhaps the breath will get me messin' with the word delicatessen. Or the need to pump air into my flagging writing utensil will cry for expression is cottage cheese and avocado chips. Marsha called to Dale the real wizard to call on the words....erotic? Nay a hammer is not but a tool for driving a nail. No sails appear on the horizon and Caruso sang to the winds in silence.

By Jove, I think you've got it! jon

You've seen the spires and heard the chorus singing...."but it's still always Marsha. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!" I've cast the line out and the boat is near full the problem is that some escpe overboard. Perhaps if I offerred them Tang for breakfast? You know the Space Program wouldn't work without Tang...and yet Apollo landed on the dark side of the moon with a slide rule. Go figure it.