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Subject: You know you've become a real Poser addict when ....


mathman ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 9:39 PM · edited Sun, 12 January 2025 at 11:17 PM

... you see a DAZ character standing on the street corner. I was driving home from work yesterday and I swear that I saw Michael 3 standing on the street corner. This poor guy sure did have a strong resemblance to our Michael ...


Tashar59 ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 9:53 PM

LOL. I hear you. I was sitting in a lounge the other day, trying not to stare at the waitress, V3 with minor tweeking. Yes, I could morph her real easy. You got to be very careful in public. What you might think is a harmless stare at face/body features that are morphable, can land you in trouble and/or a very long winded explanation to persons who don't understand a word your saying and still think your nothing but a pervert. Hell, they may be right. Maybe it's us who are warped.


pakled ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 10:02 PM

you start importing Bryce pics as backgrounds into Poser instead of the other way 'round..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)


ynsaen ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 10:10 PM

... you find yourself wondering how to use primitives to construct that pretty cene for use as a backdrop....

thou and I, my friend, can, in the most flunkey world, make, each of us, one non-flunkey, one hero, if we like: that will be two heroes to begin with. (Carlyle)


geep ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 10:16 PM

... you know who NaySayGuy is! ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019



vlad69 ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 10:37 PM

...Wondering when there will be a Poser show on TV ;-)


mathman ( ) posted Wed, 04 August 2004 at 11:01 PM

... you start to actually believe that the Poser people are REAL people, instead of just files of data. I mentioned this to Victoria 3 SR1 just the other day, and she totally agreed.


estherau ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 12:36 AM

...when you've got more and far better virtual clothes and other goods than real ones (and no money left). love esther

MY ONLINE COMIC IS NOW LIVE

I aim to update it about once a month.  Oh, and it's free!


BrokenAngel9 ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 1:24 AM

...wondering if that specific hairstyle would look good on you, too...


xantor ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 2:12 AM

Surely everyone knows who NaySayGuy is? :)


iamonk ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 2:55 AM

...additions to your workspace include a fridge and a toilet.


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 3:48 AM

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... when you look at someone and think "Now if I made that morph in Poser everybody would think I was exaggerating"...

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BrokenAngel9 ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 4:46 AM

LMAO@Ernyoka ...you wonder if please someone would make that lovely architectural building or this awesome dress into a Poser prop...


martial ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 5:19 AM

Hello My name is Mike,Mike Daz Can i see Victoria 3?


FishNose ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 5:21 AM
  1. You look at the cute girl on the bus and think "Now THAT texture would look really fine on my Vicki..." instead of just enjoying looking at her. 2. You go: "Hm, 0,500 on BreastSize6 and 0,600 on Natural" as a woman jiggles by. And when she has passed you, you're going - "Maybe 0,800 or so on GlutesBig?" 3. "Hey! Grace Lion Hair!!" :] Fish permanently damaged


12rounds ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 5:28 AM

... you see a TV commercial thinking "hey I could do that too!" - and then actually do it.


EnglishBob ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 5:35 AM

:D


PaulBohne ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 12:14 PM

someone is flirting with you, and you say: "Would you repeat that *.fc2 and *.pz2, please?"


PaulBohne ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 12:25 PM

somebody asks you, why you are looking such angry today and your answer is: "My smile morph does not work, must be something on the vertices...."


dlk30341 ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 12:27 PM

The only reason you need to work is to support your Poser habit....otherwise you could be retired.


Butch ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 12:46 PM

I agree with an early statement when you start thinking the characters you develop are real people. I just wish that they wouldn' always interrupt me when I am working on the computer though.... Or you are at strip club and you best friend buys you 30 minutes in the VIP room with a dancer of your choice and you spend most of the time trying to figure out to duplicate her skin texture and body morphs. (True Story and I am sure the Dancer thought I as crazy)


DigitalVixxen ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 12:56 PM

I saw a commercial for Verizon the other day here in Southern California with James Earl Jones. He was standing over a young man on the computer and commented how the kid was messing with "Morph Targets." I thought that was hilarious, but making a real stretch for anyone who didn't know about 3D. Just goes to show how common Poser terms (or 3D terms)are becoming!


Kristta ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 1:34 PM

You can't wait til payday because you know it's a shopping spree day for Poser stuff!


mathman ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 4:51 PM

Back to my original post, I'm sure glad it wasn't Judy I saw on the street corner the other day. If that had been the case, I think I would be needing trauma counselling.


FyreSpiryt ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 5:59 PM

When I went to the movies a month or so ago, I saw a woman waiting in line who had an armband-type tatoo, and I actually caught myself wondering how she matched the seamlines. ^_^


shadownet ( ) posted Thu, 05 August 2004 at 8:30 PM

You know you are an addict when threads like this actually excite you. Glad to see I am in such good company. :O)


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