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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2025 Feb 02 3:02 am)
Subject: Totally OT...some Friday humour.
LOL..you should watch Jasper Carrot!
Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader
All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
100kmh = 60mph
Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader
All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
I've seen these before (but they're always funny). I especially enjoy the "character development" that the writer uses in #16.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Attached Link: http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
No matter how many times I watch this I still roll around laughing.
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