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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Nov 26 4:28 pm)
And this was taken at MacDonald's...???? ROTFLMAO!
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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
He just learned the concept of false advertising.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Mothers Milk Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term. The lastquestion was, "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," worth 70 pointsor none at all. One student who had also partied the night before, was hardput to think of seven advantages.He finally wrote: 1. It is a perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always available as needed. 4. It is always at the right temperature 5. It is inexpensive 6. It bonds the child to the mother, andvice versa. And then, the student was stuck. Finally,just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, hewrote......................... 7. It comes in such cute containers. He got an "A."
ROTFLMAO!
Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader
All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
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