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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2025 Feb 02 3:02 am)
Subject: Shocking News Article!!!
He did say some strange things about the queen and older women... :D
Rudolf Herczog
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Reminds me of an old army joke. I'll clean it up as best I can, but it may still be offensive to some. "Two guys came upon an old farm house after being lost days in the woods. They knocked on the door and a hideous old wrinkled crone answered. The two young men asked if they could rest in her barn for the night, and the randy old hag agreed, but only if one of them slept with her during the night. Appalled at the thought the two weary travellers agreed to draw straws. The oldest of the two lost and was forced to sleep with the warty witch, while the youngest one took up a comfy sleeping perch outside some window. When the old hag disrobed, the older traveller nearly vomitted in disgust at the sight, but nonetheless climbed into bed with her. Needless to say, the old woman had been with many a partner in her life for her nether regions were well worn, and shall we say... spacious. Knowing that he would never be able to perform his manly functions, and even if he could she would never feel his modest masculine equipment, he wisely made use of a barrel of peeled carrots that happened to be by the bedside. By using a bucket of butter as lubricant, he deftly kept the aged croned in carnal ecstacy all night long. The following morning, the younger traveller asked his companion how the evening went, all the while not trying to laugh. The older man shrugged and dismissed the query by asking how his night had been. The younger man replied: My night was great. I was hungry, but I had plenty to eat. Someone kept throwing out buttered carrots out this window."
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I wouldn't do this if I didn't know that Drac can take it as well as he dishes it out. Besides, I think he likes the attention. :^) If I thought for one second that this would hurt his feelings, I wouldn't do it. Drac is one of my favorite people here (he knows that), and this Forum, indeed this entire site, would be much poorer without him. (There, I wrote what you told me to. Now will you let me go, Drac? Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!)
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
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I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it in black and white. :^)This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy