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Subject: Humor- Condoleeza Rice in Bad Texture Map Scandal


Strangechilde ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 6:38 PM ยท edited Sun, 24 November 2024 at 4:18 PM

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I took one look at that and thought 'criminy, the head and body textures aren't even the same colour.'

;)


nickedshield ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 7:16 PM

Well, whatever it is, the neck sure isn't matched.

I must remember to remember what it was I had to remember.


Strangechilde ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 7:29 PM

Looks awful, doesn't it? And that's a photograph. Just goes to show: the virtues of good lighting cannot be overpraised.


zippyozzy ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 7:39 PM

Gah, it's simply called, very, very, bad lighting. Unless of course there was 'too' much light? Could happen.


nickedshield ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 8:14 PM

Actually, it looks like a very poor attempt at pasting her head on another body.

I must remember to remember what it was I had to remember.


zippyozzy ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 9:05 PM ยท edited Fri, 04 February 2005 at 9:11 PM

It also looks like a spotlight is shining down on her from above that's why the neck looks that way? You'd really would have to be the poorest copy & paste artist in the world if that was the case and they got too lazy to do touchup work to finish it. The bottom of her neck looks deformed lol. Actually, if I didn't know any better I'd swear it looks like a Microsoft Paint job, done poorly.

Message edited on: 02/04/2005 21:11


keyze ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 9:50 PM

Hay all of you, My best friend is a beautiful black lady and her favorite saying is Black don't Crack. I am pasty white and have wrinkles all over. I sent her this and she said that this ruins her image. Condoleeza looks like she just cracked in one place. She wants to know if she should worry?


hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 04 February 2005 at 10:49 PM

I've seen better matching jobs putting politicians in sleazy swimsuits! ;p It might be possible that this is one photo if the side lighting is from the rear and is catching the collar sharply. Might. Carolly


AntoniaTiger ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 3:20 AM

Yes, that could be shadow from the collar, and a well-timed photograph. Even without that, there's something about her face and body language which creeps me out.


Strangechilde ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 4:52 AM

Yes-- I think it's an effect created by very srong lighting from the sides and that weird collar thing she has on casting a sharp shadow. But I agree, AntoniaTiger... she is rather inherently creepy.


kawecki ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 6:45 AM

It is normal, is just the junction between the head and the neck and it is well done because you are not able to see the bolts.

Stupidity also evolves!


nickedshield ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 8:46 AM

LOL, kawecki

I must remember to remember what it was I had to remember.


randym77 ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 9:52 AM

ROFL! What a terrible seam. Her texturist must be incompetent. ;-)


diolma ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 1:48 PM

Not only all of the above, but look at the LENGTH of the neck! NOBODY has a neck that long (except possibly the giraffe-necked women of certain African tribes - and they needed rings to support the head). Come to think of it - maybe that's what the shiny bit is: the modern equivalent... Cheers, Diolma



AntoniaTiger ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 2:24 PM

I've been seeing photos in newspapers all day. How does she manage to talk with lips like that. I keep expecting a set of Gigeresque jaws, dripping acidic goo, to leap out in the direction of any reporter fool enough to ask an awkward question.


Khai ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 2:34 PM

ok. thats a photopaste. nothing to do with lighting etc. that head is from a different photo. look at the neck. the tendons do not match position across the join. I hope whoever did that do not get paid for it...


FreeBass ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 4:20 PM

Sorry, Khai, but no it ent a paste. Follow the PATH of the shadows...the physical geometry is there, but when ya change a light scource, obviously yr shadows are gonna fall differntly. However that has nothin' to do w/ this image....is jus a REALLY bad texture job, & someone should be made a public example of in hopes that it never happens again.



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Khai ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 4:24 PM

really? then her tendons have a 1cm kink to the left side of her body then...


ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 05 February 2005 at 6:54 PM

It's really Colin L Powell wearing a rubber Rice mask..!

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"


Ben_Dover ( ) posted Sun, 06 February 2005 at 1:30 AM

She's just fugly. I have nightmares with characters in them that look less frightening then her. Kind of a cross between the Grinch and a weasel. It's even worse when you see her in motion, such as news clips and press releases. shudder BTW, the lighting is different due to her wearing a high collar (she also has no fashion sense). It's not a crappy paste job, even Fox can do better than that. If they ~were~ going to do a paste job they'd go the other way around, her body and somebody else's head, to make her more appealing to the public eye. I have to go purge my eyes now, good luck to the rest of you. ;)


Moonbiter ( ) posted Sun, 06 February 2005 at 10:36 AM ยท edited Sun, 06 February 2005 at 10:37 AM

Wake up people! DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES! Lighting and collars are nothing but misdirection from the truth!

The facts are that our politicians are nothing more than robot servants of an alien race. The technicians who put the bio-latex skin coverings on the Polibotst, have likely been disintegrated by now. After all they cannot have our leaders going into public with incorrectly matching face and body paints.

There have already been enough problems with the Bush bot and it's logic and speech chips. If these mistakes continue their deception will be revealed and the rest of you will be able to see the invaders from Ceti Alpha 5 for the consumer driven space slugs they are, just like me!

Save yourselves!!!

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AntoniaTiger ( ) posted Sun, 06 February 2005 at 10:40 AM

Maybe a different hairstyle, but there's nothing dreadfully wrong with the way she looks, until she starts talking and you see those weird lips. I've seen more realistic lip movements on Posette.


randym77 ( ) posted Sun, 06 February 2005 at 10:41 AM

ROFLMAO! Y'know, that would explain a lot...


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