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Subject: A Bad case of Poserddiction


kaveman ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 7:14 PM · edited Wed, 25 December 2024 at 3:50 PM

When the hot bath-water comes down the passage to get you...


SamTherapy ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 7:19 PM

When you think of people you know in terms of V2 with Grace Lion Hair, David with Morphing Flat Top, Stephanie Petite with Sassy Hair...

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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maxxxmodelz ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 7:22 PM

When you make threads about poser addiction. ;-P


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ghelmer ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 7:29 PM

when you reply to threads about poser addiction!

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operaguy ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 7:50 PM

when you watch television with the sound off, fixated on the phonemes racing by. ::::: Opera :::::


maxxxmodelz ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 8:09 PM

"when you reply to threads about poser addiction!" That could be a symptom of "Forum" addiction too, which is equally debilitating. ;-)


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The3dZone ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 8:16 PM · edited Thu, 10 February 2005 at 8:17 PM

When you think of people you know in terms of V2 with Grace Lion Hair, David with Morphing Flat Top, Stephanie Petite with Sassy Hair...

OMG!I have actually done that...lol
I saw a cute lil' asian girl in a resturant and pointed out
to my mate that she had "cool coils" hair!

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Hi my name is The3dZone and I'm addicted to Poser.

3DZ Message edited on: 02/10/2005 20:17

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SamTherapy ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 8:27 PM

3DZ, I work with a woman who almost the double of V2 with breast size 6 set to 1. Yup, she's a big lass.

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The3dZone ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 8:59 PM

breast size 6 set to 1

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Tunesy ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 9:11 PM

...blagga-doshpi-gademag-ladrun-staplop... Oops. Sorry. My normals were reversed. That might be one sign, but the one that bothers me is in my dreams when Nay Say Guy comes at me with a flaming sword. I don't mind the terror imposed on me by the maniac with the sword but the flames just don't quite look right, maybe with some...err, I gotta go to bed. Cyas later...


mrsparky ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 9:11 PM · edited Thu, 10 February 2005 at 9:11 PM

whats a tv ? :)

Message edited on: 02/10/2005 21:11

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.



hauksdottir ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 10:03 PM

No TV here, either! But, yes, I have stared at noses and earlobes and lachrimals and ached to nudge a vertex to three. :sigh: The other problem is looking at cloudy skies right out of Bryce. Sometimes the sky really does that. Other evenings the sky will do things nobody would accept as real if rendered. Carolly


geoegress ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 11:10 PM

Sitting in a resturant looking at pretty girls wishing I had that hair prop. lol They think your a perv when all your thinking about is there dial settings. (snickers) geo


operaguy ( ) posted Thu, 10 February 2005 at 11:20 PM

good one geoegress. or thinking "What's my render time gonna be with all that long hair?" ::::: Opera :::::


XENOPHONZ ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 12:04 AM

When you think that every pretty girl that you meet is named "Victoria". Or perhaps "Stephanie".

When you wonder what they would look like standing in a temple, holding a sword, without any........oh, well. Never mind........

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zippyozzy ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 12:36 AM · edited Fri, 11 February 2005 at 12:37 AM

My laptop is my tv these days. :)

Message edited on: 02/11/2005 00:37


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 1:17 AM

Carolly scripsit: The other problem is looking at cloudy skies right out of Bryce. Sometimes the sky really does that. Other evenings the sky will do things nobody would accept as real if rendered. That's like seeing a guy (or gal) knowing if you ever made a face like that in Poser, everybody would accuse you of making a carricature. Yes I've tried that with a face pack I made, modeled after people I knew. Was told it wasn't sellable because they were carricatures Snort

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rowan_crisp ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 1:21 AM

You know you're bad off when you try to paint your husband's face onto an M3 texture so you can have him even when he's at work.


jupiterkris ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 2:04 AM

... When you refuse to give up trying to make Judy look like V3 or Stephanie with the available morfs - yeah, like when hell freezes over .


lindans ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 3:36 AM

The worse one must be when you know that your poser characters are far better dressed and that you spend more money on their stuff than you ever do on your own...sigh!!!

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mrsparky ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 4:42 AM

..when the computer dies and you have to go OUTSIDE......

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.



The3dZone ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 5:46 AM

OUTSIDE?....There's an OUTSIDE?!?

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Robo2010 ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 7:28 AM · edited Fri, 11 February 2005 at 7:31 AM

Boil water for a cup of tea, and later find out the water is gone, and the pot is burnt. Yes..done it while in poser and never again. Also sitting at a resturant watching pretty womans eyes, checking if they are correct size. Yes, done that yesterday. Was watching this woman, and stared for a few seconds at her eyes for size. :-)

Can imagine a comeback..."What you staring at. You a poser user?"

Message edited on: 02/11/2005 07:31


hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 7:43 AM

Oh, god... don't mention burnt out tea kettles! :( THREE of them in the last few years. It's so easy to ignore the whistle when in deep concentration.


Robo2010 ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 8:12 AM

Was a pot of water. Not kettle... :-)


RawArt ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 8:17 AM

Its bad when your addiction is known by people around you. My wife told me today that she bets when our baby is born I will bring my digital camera to take pictures. I said of course i will Then she said that I would take pictures of the babies skin because they would make interesting textures ..oiy Funny part is, I didnt even think of that....yet LOL Rawn (confirmed texture maniac)


thefixer ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 9:10 AM

When you can't sleep at night because you're thinking of your next scene set up!

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.


JVRenderer ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 12:20 PM

When you finally found the "make art" button..... and then you woke up....





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mathman ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 5:40 PM

When you start talking to your Poser characters as if they were real people, instead of just files of data ..... Now hang on, they are real people aren't they ? .... I mean just the other day I asked V3 whether she was real or not, and she assured me "yes" she was a real person.


Charlie_Tuna ( ) posted Fri, 11 February 2005 at 8:53 PM

You're gonna buy P6... the day it's released No, it's not me, my comp can't handle P5 but You know who you are :-)

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