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Subject: OT: Anybody wanna rent a German?

draculaz opened this issue on Mar 29, 2005 · 26 posts
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draculaz ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 4:13 AM · edited Mon, 20 January 2025 at 2:43 AM

Attached Link: http://www.rentagerman.de/

No joke. For a measly 1200 euros, you'd get a German who will support you at business meetings, travels, negotiations, and even have a nice talk during a 'coffe' break. Yavol, my name is HANS, I am Gerhman, I like tall boots and leather straps, and I vill make you happy, ya? Just classic :D drac

RobertJ ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 4:29 AM

"Next time, I will buy him a new swimming trouser." ROTFL

Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.

madmax_br5 ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 4:38 AM

M. Lindemann, german (19)...hmmmmmmm

Rochr ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 8:56 AM

Yeah, i could rent her as well...

Rudolf Herczog
Digital Artist
www.rochr.com

pakled ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 11:26 AM

and he has a monkey?..;) hmm..they do things different o'er there, eh?..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

Claymor ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 11:36 AM

Just curious drac...what were you looking for when you came across this site? Hmmmm?

danamo ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 12:10 PM

"Touch Du meine Liebermonkey!"-Mike Myers, as Dieter in the long-running classic skit "Sprockets" from the American TV show "Saturday Night Live".

Yoro ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 1:31 PM

Want to ask the same question like Claymore rofl Shall I tell you a secret? Most German guys dance like steam rollers, are swamped with all things concerning the household - and never allow them to drive your car, most of them think they must win the next formula 1 race with it gg. Did you know that Germany is the only country in the world with no general speed limit on the highways? So you can imagine what would happen to you and your brand new BMW, if you rent a German rofl again. Ok, there exists exeptions, my hubbie for example, but he's not for rent ;-). P.S: Imho this offer is a wonderful fake!

madmax_br5 ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 1:38 PM

A first-person racing video of the Nurburgring course in Germany: http://www.godoftheinternet.com/m3_gtr_nurburgring.wmv It's basically a road with no speed limit that people with fast cars like to drive on :) Average speeds in excess of 120 MPH

Rochr ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 1:59 PM

And lets not forget, no insurance. If you crash your Ferrari, its your loss. :)

Rudolf Herczog
Digital Artist
www.rochr.com

sackrat ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 3:06 PM

Yes,......as a matter of fact,..........I'd like to rent about 250,000 of them,........I'd like them to meet me at the French border. Thank you.

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx

Wahnfried1959 ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 5:23 PM

Hi Drac

Your link is very funny! :-)
But to call (all) germans "Hans", is a stupid discrimination. I don't accept your american arrogancy!

Best regards, wf1959

Yoro ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 5:41 PM

@Wahnfried: We should open an own website: Rent an US-citizen ggg. If you like we can call them all Jack rofl Any suggestions what these guys have in advantage? ;-)

sackrat ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 6:19 PM

Isn't Drac a Romanian ?

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx

Wahnfried1959 ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 6:47 PM

Ok, excuse me, i don't accept this romanian arrogancy!

Pedrith ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 7:21 PM

LOL and to think I spent my money on a new computer....

haloedrain ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 7:47 PM

Last year I had a roommate and I swear all her friends were German. Well, except for the Swiss guy, but he was from the German-speaking part of Switzerland. Maybe this is where she got them!

Quest ( ) posted Tue, 29 March 2005 at 11:17 PM

LOL...just goes to show you Sackrat. If they don't like you, you must be American. Talk about discrimination and being arrogant.

wildman2 ( ) posted Wed, 30 March 2005 at 12:04 AM

hehehe

"Reinstall Windows" is NOT a troubleshooting step.

RobertJ ( ) posted Wed, 30 March 2005 at 9:26 AM · edited Wed, 30 March 2005 at 9:30 AM

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Me on the right (so yes, the secret is out, thats me), last year in Japan.

The shirt(s) say something like "We are Dutch, keep that in mind". Works nicely overthere, people shake your hand, smile, thumbs up.... one almost collided with a pole while reading it. In that way the locals see that you are not one of those 'mericans.

Message edited on: 03/30/2005 09:30

Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.

Quest ( ) posted Thu, 31 March 2005 at 12:10 AM

Like I said RobertJ, too bad, discriminatory and arrogant.

Rayraz ( ) posted Thu, 31 March 2005 at 12:38 AM

LOL stop drooling over lindemann max and rochr :P she's mine! Sure beats rending a tokkie :P

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Quest ( ) posted Thu, 31 March 2005 at 12:49 AM

Like I said RobertJ, too bad, discriminatory and arrogant.

Rayraz ( ) posted Thu, 31 March 2005 at 1:26 AM · edited Thu, 31 March 2005 at 1:27 AM

rending = renting***

(must've been confused with rendering :P lol) oh and, for the ones who don't know the tokkies: http://www.expatica.com/source/site_article.asp?subchannel_id=19&story_id=10384&name=The+family+no+one+wanted

Message edited on: 03/31/2005 01:27

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Quest ( ) posted Thu, 31 March 2005 at 1:32 AM

Like I said RobertJ, too bad, discriminatory and arrogant.

RobertJ ( ) posted Thu, 31 March 2005 at 5:00 AM · edited Thu, 31 March 2005 at 5:01 AM

@Quest: i read your message the first time

And at least the Japanese have a sense of humour, a strange one that is a times, but hey, so do we overhere in the Netherlands. Just take a look at the link that Rayraz provides us. Mind you that i rather look at their fictional counterparts, Flodder (especially with Tatjana Simic as she was in 1987)

Message edited on: 03/31/2005 05:01

Robert van der Veeke Basugasubasubasu Basugasubakuhaku Gasubakuhakuhaku!! "Better is the enemy of good enough." Dr. Mikoyan of the Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau.

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